Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories
What exactly the great man collected, or what functions and powers might
be included in his office, were not matters Muirtown pretended to define
or dared to pry into. It was enough that he was, in the highest and
final sense of the word, Collector--no mere petty official of a
local body, but the representative of the Imperial Government and
the commissioned servant of Her Majesty the Queen, raised above
principalities and powers in the shape of bailies and provosts, and
owning no authority save, as was supposed, the Chancellor of the
Exchequer. For any one to confound him with the collector of, say, water
rates was either abysmal ignorance or, it might be, although one hoped
not, a piece of Radical insolence and a despising of dignities. It was
good manners to call him by his title--many would have had difficulty in
mentioning his private name, which was, I believe, Thomas Richard Thome,
just as the Queen's, I believe, is Guelph--and it was pleasing to hear
a porter at the station shout, amid a crowd of tourists going to the
Kilspindie Arms, “Collector's cab”; or Bailie MacCallum on the street,
“Fine morning, Collector”; and one did not wonder that the session of
the “North Free” exalted its head when this kind of thing went on at
its meetings: “Moderator, with your permission, I would like to have
the mind of the Collector”; and then in reply, “Moderator, my views
practically coincide with those of the Fiscal” And there were dinner
tables, such as old Peter MacCash's, the manager of the Muirtown Bank,
where conversation reached a very high level of decoration, and nothing
could be heard save “Sheriff,” “Provost,” “Collector,” “Town Clerk,”
“Fiscal,” “Banker,” “Doctor,” “Dean of Guild,” and such like, till an
untitled person hardly dared to defend his most cherished opinion.
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