Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories
There was a faint rustle; the Bailie gave a low whistle, and then the
Collector rose from the table, where he sat as clerk, removed the gold
eyeglass from his nose with much deliberation, coughed slightly, and
waving his eyeglass gently with his left hand, gave his deliverance.
He acknowledged with somewhat cold courtesy the generous expressions
regarding any slight services he had been allowed to render in his dual
capacity, and he desired to express his profound sense of the devotion
with which his friends on the other side, if he might just for
the occasion speak of sides, carried on their important work.
His difficulty, however, was this--and he feared that it was
insuperable--Christian work must be carried on in accordance with sound
principles, by the example of the Bible and according to the spirit of
the Scots Kirk. He was convinced that the entertainments in question,
with the accompaniments to which he would not further allude in this
place, were quite contrary to the sound and solid traditions which were
very dear to some of them, and from which he ventured to hope the Free
North Church of Muirtown would never depart. If the Session should take
another view than that of his humble judgment, then nothing would remain
for him but to resign his position as Session Clerk and Elder. There was
general consternation on the faces of his brethren, and even the Juniors
looked uncomfortable, and the Moderator did wisely in adjourning the
meeting for a week.
The idea was some kind of compromise; but no one was particularly
hopeful, and the first essays were not very encouraging. It was laid
on the Bailie to deal with the leader of the insurgents, for the sound
reason that, as every class has its own freemasonry, one tradesman was
likely to know how to deal with another. No man had a more plausible
tongue, as was well known in municipal circles, and the Bailie plied
the grocer with the arguments of expediency: that the Collector was an
ornament to the Free North; that any disruption in their congregation
would be a sport to the Philistines; that if you offended the Collector,
you touched the Fiscal and the other professional dignitaries; that it
would be possible to go a good way in the direction that the insurgents
desired without attracting any notice; and that the Collector... “Well,
ye see, Councillor”--for the grocer had so far attained--“there's bound
to be changes; we maun be prepared for that. He's failin' a wee, an'
there's nae use counterin' him.” So, with many shrugs and suggestions,
the astute politician advised that the insurgents should make a nominal
submission and wait their time. Then the Councillor informed the Bailie
that he would fight the battle to the end, although the Collector should
join the Established Kirk, and Bailie MacCallum knew that his labour had
been all in vain.
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