Great Britain -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Short stories
His private business was lard, which he bought for the rise and sold for
the fall--being a bull or a bear without prejudice--and with a success
so distinguished that his name was mentioned in highly complimentary
terms on the American market When the famous lard corner of 1887 had
been wound up, and every man had counted his gains (or losses), old
man Perkins, of Chicago, did justice to his chief opponent, like the
operator of honour that he was.
“No, sir, I ain't a slouch, and the man who says that I don't know
lard is a mining expert; but Elijah Higginbotham, of Victoria Street,
Liverpool, Great Britain, has come out on top: he's a hustler from way
back, is Elijah.”
Mr. Perkins' opinion, which was a deduction based on the results of at
least six first-class encounters, was generally accepted on both sides
of the Atlantic, and it was conceded that what Mr. Elijah Higginbotham
did not know about that capricious and volatile instrument of
speculation was not knowledge. As a matter of principle he was opposed
to gambling, and denounced it with much eloquence and perfect sincerity
at conferences of a religious character,--warning his audience, composed
mainly of old ladies, against the Derby,--but if this evil and ruinous
spirit should happen to enter his market, where it seemed quite at home,
Elijah was prepared to overthrow gambling with its own weapons, and on
such occasions it was worldly wisdom to bet on Elijah's side. His ideas
regarding the date of unfulfilled prophecy might be crude, but his
foresight regarding the future of lard was an instinct.
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