Poetry -- 20th century -- Periodicals; Short stories -- Periodicals
So the four of us got into the _Patience M._--she’s Jonadab’s
catboat--and sot sail for the Crab Ledge. And we hadn’t more’n got our
lines over the side than we struck into a school of dogfish. Now, if
you know anything about fishin’ you know that when the dogfish strike
on it’s “good-by, cod!” So when Stumpton hauled a big fat one over the
rail I could tell that Jonadab was jest ready to swear. But do you
think it disturbed your old friend, Peter Brown? No, sir! He never
winked an eye.
“By Jove!” he sings out, starin’ at that blamed dogfish as if ’twas
a gold dollar. “By Jove!” says he, “that’s the finest specimen of a
Labrador mack’rel ever I see. Bait up, Stump, and go at ’em again.”
So Stumpton, havin’ lived in Montana ever sence he was five years old,
and not havin’ sighted salt water in all that time, he don’t know but
what there is sech critters as “Labrador mack’rel,” and he does go at
’em, hammer and tongs. When we come ashore we had eighteen dogfish,
four sculpin and a skate, and Stumpton was the happiest loon in
Ostable County. It was all we could do to keep him from cookin’ one of
them “mack’rel” with his own hands. If Jonadab hadn’t steered him out
of the way while I sneaked down to the Port and bought a bass, we’d
have had to eat dogfish--we would, as sure as I’m a foot high.
Stumpton and his daughter, Maudina, was at the Old Home House, at
Wellmouth Port. ’Twas late in September, and the boarders had cleared
out. Old Dillaway--Ebenezer Dillaway, Peter’s father-in-law--had
decoyed the pair on from Montana because him and some Wall Street
sharks were figgerin’ on buyin’ some copper country out that way that
Stumpton owned. Then Dillaway was too sick, and Peter, who was jest
back from his weddin’ tower, brought the Montana victims down to the
Cape with the excuse to give ’em a good time alongshore, but really
to keep ’em safe and out of the way till Ebenezer got well enough to
finish robbin’ ’em. Belle--Peter’s wife--stayed behind to look after
papa.
Stumpton was a great tall man, narrer in the beam, and with a
figgerhead like a henhawk. He jest enjoyed himself here at the Cape.
He fished, and loafed, and shot at a mark. He sartinly could shoot.
The only thing he was wishin’ for was somethin’ alive to shoot at, and
Brown had promised to take him out duck shootin’. ’Twas too early for
ducks, but that didn’t worry Peter any; he’d a-had ducks to shoot at if
he bought all the poultry in the township.
Maudina was like her name, pretty but sort of soft and mushy. She had
big blue eyes and a baby face, and her principal cargo was poetry. She
had a deckload of it, and she’d heave it overboard every time the wind
changed. She was forever orderin’ the ocean to “roll on,” but she
didn’t mean it; I had her out sailin’ once when the bay was a little
mite rugged, and I know. She was jest out of a convent school, and you
could see she wasn’t used to most things--includin’ men.
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