Alice Lorraine: A Tale of the South DownsBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Alice Lorraine: A Tale of the South Downs
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Peninsular War, 1807-1814 -- Fiction; South Downs (England) -- Fiction
Unaware of the enemy in advance, Alice walked through the little
village, with her aunt and two cousins, as usual; and she said
“Good-bye” to them at the rectory gate; knowing that they wanted to
please her uncle with his early Sunday dinner. Country parsons, unless
they are of a highly distinguished order, like to dine at half-past
one very punctually on a Sunday. Throughout the week (when they shoot
or fish, or ride to hounds, etc.) they manage to retard their hunger
to five, or even six o’clock. On Sunday it is healthily otherwise. A
sinking feeling begins to set in, about halfway through the sermon.
And why? In an eloquent period, the parson looks round, to infect his
congregation. He forgets for the moment that he is but a unit, while
his hearers are an hundredfold. What happens? All humanity is, at
eloquent moments, contagious, sensitive, impressible. A hundred people
in the church have got their dinner coming on at one o’clock; they are
thinking of it, they are dwelling on the subject; and the hundred and
first, the parson himself (without knowing it, very likely, and even
while seven heavens above it) receives the recoil of his own emotions,
in epidemic appetite.
That may be all wrong of course, even unsacerdotal, or unscientific
(until the subject is tabulated); but facts have large bones: and the
fact stands thus. Alice Lorraine was aware of it, though without scent
of the reason; so she kissed her aunt and cousins two--Cecil being (as
hath been seen) in clerical attendance--and lightly went her homeward
way. She stopped for a minute at Nanny Stilgoe’s, to receive the usual
grumbling sauced with the inevitable ingratitude. And then, supposing
the servants to be no very great distance before her, she took to the
lonely Ashwood lane with a quick light step, as usual.
Presently she came to a place where the lane dipped suddenly into the
hollow of a dry old watercourse--the course of the Woeburn, according
to tradition, if anybody could believe it. There was now not a thread
of open water: but a little dampness, and a crust of mud, as if some
underground duct were anxious to maintain use of its right of way. By
the side of the lane, an old oak-trunk (stretched high above the dip,
and furnished with a broken handrail) showed that there must have been
something to cross; though nobody now could remember it. In this hollow
lurked the captain, placid and self-contented, and regarding with much
apparent zest a little tuft of forget-me-not.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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