Alice, or the Mysteries — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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Alice, or the Mysteries — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century
Vargrave thus rattled away in order to give the good banker to
understand that his affairs were in the most flourishing condition: and
he continued to keep up the ball all dinnertime, stopping Mr. Douce's
little, miserable, gasping, dacelike mouth, with "a glass of wine,
Douce?" or "by the by, Douce," whenever he saw that worthy gentleman
about to make the Aeschylean improvement of a second person in the
dialogue.
At length, dinner being fairly over, and the servants withdrawn, Lord
Vargrave, knowing that sooner or later Douce would have his say, drew
his chair to the fire, put his feet on the fender, and cried, as he
tossed off his claret, "NOW, DOUCE, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?"
Mr. Douce opened his eyes to their full extent, and then as rapidly
closed them; and this operation he continued till, having snuffed them
so much that they could by no possibility burn any brighter, he was
convinced that he had not misunderstood his lordship.
"Indeed, then," he began, in his most frightened manner,
"indeed--I--really, your lordship is very good--I--I wanted to speak to
you on business."
"Well, what can I do for you,--some little favour, eh? Snug sinecure
for a favourite clerk, or a place in the Stamp-Office for your fat
footman--John, I think you call him? You know, my dear Douce, you may
command me."
"Oh, indeed, you are all good-good-goodness--but--but--"
Vargrave threw himself back, and shutting his eyes and pursing up
his mouth, resolutely suffered Mr. Douce to unbosom himself without
interruption. He was considerably relieved to find that the business
referred to related only to Miss Cameron.
Mr. Douce having reminded Lord Vargrave, as he had often done before,
of the wishes of his uncle, that the greater portion of the money
bequeathed to Evelyn should be invested in land, proceeded to say that a
most excellent opportunity presented itself for just such a purchase as
would have rejoiced the heart of the late lord,--a superb place, in the
style of Blickling,--deer-park six miles round, ten thousand acres of
land, bringing in a clear eight thousand pounds a year, purchase money
only two hundred and forty thousand pounds. The whole estate was,
indeed, much larger,--eighteen thousand acres; but then the more distant
farms could be sold in different lots, in order to meet the exact sum
Miss Cameron's trustees were enabled to invest.
"Well," said Vargrave, "and where is it? My poor uncle was after De
Clifford's estate, but the title was not good."
"Oh! this--is much--much--much fi-fi-finer; famous investment--but
rather far off--in--in the north, Li-Li-Lisle Court."
"Lisle Court! Why, does not that belong to Colonel Maltravers?"
"Yes. It is, indeed, quite, I may say, a secret-yes--really--a
se-se-secret--not in the market yet--not at all--soon snapped up."
"Humph! Has Colonel Maltravers been extravagant?"
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