All for a Scrap of Paper: A Romance of the Present WarHocking, Joseph
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All for a Scrap of Paper: A Romance of the Present War
Hocking, Joseph
World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
"Yes. I knew that a young chap called Nancarrow often played there,
and that he was very friendly with the Admiral's family. A worshipper
of his daughter in fact. This Nancarrow is of Quaker descent on his
father's side, and is a sort of peace-at-any-price fellow. Rather a
nice chap, but brought up with his father's notions. As luck would
have it, a match had been arranged between Nancarrow and a rival for
the Admiral's daughter's affections, and the old man was present. You
see, my star was in the ascendant. Of course I followed the match as
an ignorant but ardent admirer of the game."
"I see. Spare me the details."
"Pooh! the tricks of a child! I feel almost ashamed of them! Of
course I made no attempt to get introduced to the old fool just then,
but in Continental fashion I praised the prowess of the young one. I,
the simple foreigner, thought him wonderful! Eh?"
"Just so."
"Naturally I met him later--of course by accident. I played my cards
carefully. I was a rich man charmed by the place, and was on the look
out for a house to buy. What could one want more? Eh?"
"Exactly."
"Of course I had seen a house of the Admiral's that was for sale, and I
hated dealing with house agents. Would it be possible to deal direct
with the Admiral? The little fly walked into my parlour at the first
invitation, and two or three days later I was introduced to the
Admiral. Your line of work has not drawn you into contact with this
class of man. A typical John Bull, my dear chap. Blunt,
straightforward, above board. No diplomacy, no _arriere pensee_, but
loud-voiced and hearty. Proud as Lucifer in one way, but as gullible
as a hedgehog. English, quite English, you know, with a proper scorn
for everything that isn't English. The British Navy, you know--the
British Navy can defy the world!
"Of course I was ignorant of the British Navy. I was not anxious to
hear anything about it. I was keen to buy or rent his house, and I was
able to refer to the names of men who were just slightly above the
Admiral in social position. Of course one can't take a house without
some palaver, and one meeting led to another. Naturally I offered my
cheque as a deposit, and a guarantee of my good faith. I was invited
to dinner, and then, without the old buffer suspecting anything, I drew
the truth from him as easily as a wine waiter draws the cork out of a
champagne bottle. I learnt man--I learnt----" and his voice became so
low that Bob could not catch what he said.
"By Jove, that was a haul!"
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