"Tommy has his own ideas of fun, I'll admit," said Bobby. "Do you remember those first trenches of ours at Festubert? There was a dead Frenchman buried in the parapet--you know how they used to bury people in those days?" "I did notice it. Go on." "Well, this poor chap's hand stuck out, just about four feet from the floor of the trench. My dug-out was only a few yards away, and I never saw a member of my platoon go past that spot without shaking the hand and saying, Good-morning, Alphonse!' I had it built up with sandbags ultimately, and they were quite annoyed!" "They have some grisly notions about life and death," agreed Wagstaffe, "but they are extraordinarily kind to people in trouble, such as wounded men, or prisoners. You can't better them." "And now there are five millions of them. We are all in it, at last!" "We certainly are--men and women. I'm afraid I had hardly realised what our women were doing for us. Being on service all the time, one rather overlooks what is going on at home. But stopping a bullet puts one in the way of a good deal of inside information on that score." "You mean hospital work, and so on?" "Yes. One meets a lot of wonderful people that way! Sisters, and ward-maids, and V.A.D.'s--" "I love all V.A.D.'s!" said Bobby, unexpectedly. "Why, my youthful Mormon?" "Because they are the people who do all the hard work and get no limelight--like--like--!" "Like Second Lieutenants--eh?" "Yes, that is the idea. They have a pretty hard time, you know," continued Bobby confidentially: "And nothing heroic, either. Giving up all the fun that a girl is entitled to; washing dishes; answering the door-bell; running up and downstairs; eating rotten food. That's the sort of--" "What is her name?" enquired the accusing voice of Major Wagstaffe. Then, without waiting to extort an answer from the embarrassed Bobby:--