All in the Day's Work: An AutobiographyTarbell, Ida M. (Ida Minerva)
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All in the Day's Work: An Autobiography
Tarbell, Ida M. (Ida Minerva)
Journalists -- United States -- Biography; Tarbell, Ida M. (Ida Minerva), 1857-1944
My dear man [he wrote the irate critic], your terrapin is all in my
eye, very little in my mouth. The chief carnal luxury of my life is
in breakfasting every Sunday morning with an orthodox friend, a lady
who has a rare gift for making fish balls and coffee. You
unfortunate and benighted Pennsylvanians can never know the
exquisite flavor of the codfish, salted, made into balls and eaten
on a Sunday morning by a person whose theology is sound, and who
believes in all the five points of Calvinism. I am myself but an
unworthy heretic, but I am of Puritan stock, of the seventh
generation, and there is vouchsafed to me, also, some share of that
ecstasy and a dim glimpse of that beatific vision. Be assured, my
benighted Pennsylvania friend, that in that hour when the week
begins, all the terrapin of Philadelphia or Baltimore and all the
soft-shelled crabs of the Atlantic shore might pull at my trouser
legs and thrust themselves on my notice in vain.
As we all knew, Senator Hoar had no money for “champagne and terrapin.”
He had sacrificed his law practice to public service, “getting a little
poorer year by year.” As a matter of fact he had no interest in making
money. I never saw him more irritated than after taking a difficult case
for which he was to get a fee of twenty-five thousand or thirty thousand
dollars.
“Earning money is hateful to me,” he said. “Never in all my life before
have I undertaken a thing I did not want to do simply for money. Some
things I like to do, believe that I can do better than I could do
anything else. I never was such a donkey before. There are so many
things I long to do; one of them is to learn Italian well enough to read
Dante and Boccaccio and Ariosto in the original; and I want to commit
Homer to memory. I would like to have my head _packed with Greek_.”
The Senator’s Sunday morning talks were rich with anecdotes of New
England types. He had his antipathies—Margaret Fuller Ossoli was one of
them. He used to tell the story of an old Concord doctor who was called
up in the night by a quavering voice outside his window asking, “Doctor,
how much camphire can a body drink without its killing ’em?” “Who drunk
it?” he asked. “Margaret Fuller.” “A peck,” snapped the doctor, shutting
his window with a bang.
Dr. Mary Walker, who in her rather shabby man’s attire was a familiar
figure in those days, was a particular abomination. She made him
“creepy,” he said. Simply to mention her, I found, would dry up his
talk. But the mention of Jonathan Edwards’ name, although he
particularly detested him, always loosened his tongue. “He was an
inhuman cuss,” he said one morning. “There is a true story of his riding
through Northampton with a slave boy whom he had just bought tied to a
cord and trotting behind the horse. ‘Is thee doing as thee would be done
by?’ a woman of his faith called him, and Edwards said, ‘I’ll answer you
some other time.’”
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