Ambrose Lavendale, DiplomatOppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
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Ambrose Lavendale, Diplomat
Oppenheim, E. Phillips (Edward Phillips)
English fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, English; Spy stories, English
The young man obeyed. The little group now were all standing up, their
eyes fixed upon that strip of thin wire. Mr. Moreton slowly drew his
palms together several times, pausing once to glance at the small
instrument which lay concealed between them. Footsteps were heard
approaching around the side of the house, and a coloured servant in
livery, carrying a tray in his hand, appeared. He had no sooner set
his foot upon the wire than he stopped short, gave a wild jump into the
air, came down again, jumped again, and slowly, with the salver still
in his hand, began to dance.
'Touch the bell,' the inventor ordered, in a voice which seemed tense
with suppressed emotion.
His nephew obeyed at once and again there were footsteps. Another
servant, carrying a chair, came round the corner, paused for a moment
as though in amazement on perceiving the antics of his predecessor,
stepped on to the wire, leapt into the air, and commenced to perform
almost similar gyrations. Mr. Moreton's breath was coming fast and he
seemed to be the victim of some peculiar emotion. This time he only
glanced towards the bell, which his nephew pushed. Again there were
footsteps. A third servant, with a box of cigars, appeared, gave a
little exclamation at the extraordinary sight before him, stepped
forward on to the wire, leapt up till his head almost touched the
sloping portico, and commenced throwing the cigars into the air and
catching them. Mr. Moreton glanced from the three performers towards
his little audience. The expression on their faces was absolutely
indescribable. Meanwhile, the dancing of the three men in livery
became more rapid. The man with the salver and glasses began throwing
them into the air and catching them again, the servant on the outside
was now occupied in balancing a cigar on the tip of his nose, while his
neighbour on the right was twirling the wicker chair which he had been
carrying, on the point of his forefinger. Mr. Moreton stretched out
his hand towards the spellbound, stupefied little company.
'The Hamlin Trio, gentlemen, of jugglers and dancers, imported from the
Winter Gardens at great expense for your entertainment! Good morning!'
With one bound he was through the window. They heard the bolt slipped
into its place. From behind the glass he turned and waved his hand to
the newspaper men. Then he disappeared.
'Spoofed, my God!' the journalist who had spoken to Lavendale,
exclaimed.
For a single moment they all looked at one another. The trio of
entertainers were redoubling now their efforts. There was a roar of
laughter.
'The joke's on us,' one of the other newspaper men admitted candidly,
'but what a story! We'd better get along and write it, you fellows,'
he added, 'before they have it up against us.'
'Is there any chance,' a third man inquired, 'of Mr. Moreton talking to
us reasonably?'
His wife beamed placidly upon them.
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