Didactic fiction; Domestic fiction; England -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
To this Booth made no answer, but continued his story.
“In this company we passed two or three months very agreeably, till
the major and I both betook ourselves to our several nurseries; my wife
being brought to bed of a girl, and Miss Bath confined to her chamber by
a surfeit, which had like to have occasioned her death.”
Here Miss Matthews burst into a loud laugh, of which when Booth asked
the reason, she said she could not forbear at the thoughts of two such
nurses.
“And did you really,” says she, “make your wife’s caudle yourself?”
“Indeed, madam,” said he, “I did; and do you think that so
extraordinary?”
“Indeed I do,” answered she; “I thought the best husbands had looked on
their wives’ lying-in as a time of festival and jollity. What! did you
not even get drunk in the time of your wife’s delivery? tell me honestly
how you employed yourself at this time.”
“Why, then, honestly,” replied he, “and in defiance of your laughter, I
lay behind her bolster, and supported her in my arms; and, upon my soul,
I believe I felt more pain in my mind than she underwent in her body.
And now answer me as honestly: Do you really think it a proper time of
mirth, when the creature one loves to distraction is undergoing the most
racking torments, as well as in the most imminent danger? and--but I
need not express any more tender circumstances.”
“I am to answer honestly,” cried she. “Yes, and sincerely,” cries Booth.
“Why, then, honestly and sincerely,” says she, “may I never see heaven
if I don’t think you an angel of a man!”
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