Didactic fiction; Domestic fiction; England -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
thought so?” answered she. “However, there is some politeness if there
be no sincerity in what you say.”--Here the governor of the enchanted
castle interrupted them, and, entering the room without any ceremony,
acquainted the lady and gentleman that it was locking-up time; and,
addressing Booth by the name of captain, asked him if he would not
please to have a bed; adding, that he might have one in the next room
to the lady, but that it would come dear; for that he never let a bed in
that room under a guinea, nor could he afford it cheaper to his father.
No answer was made to this proposal; but Miss Matthews, who had already
learnt some of the ways of the house, said she believed Mr. Booth would
like to drink a glass of something; upon which the governor immediately
trumpeted forth the praises of his rack-punch, and, without waiting for
any farther commands, presently produced a large bowl of that liquor.
The governor, having recommended the goodness of his punch by a hearty
draught, began to revive the other matter, saying that he was just going
to bed, and must first lock up.--“But suppose,” said Miss Matthews,
with a smile, “the captain and I should have a mind to sit up all
night.”--“With all my heart,” said the governor; “but I expect a
consideration for those matters. For my part, I don’t enquire into what
doth not concern me; but single and double are two things. If I lock
up double I expect half a guinea, and I’m sure the captain cannot think
that’s out of the way; it is but the price of a bagnio.”
Miss Matthews’s face became the colour of scarlet at those words.
However, she mustered up her spirits, and, turning to Booth, said,
“What say you, captain? for my own part, I had never less inclination
to sleep; which hath the greater charms for you, the punch or the
pillow?”--“I hope, madam,” answered Booth, “you have a better opinion
of me than to doubt my preferring Miss Matthews’s conversation to
either.”--“I assure you,” replied she, “it is no compliment to you to
say I prefer yours to sleep at this time.”
The governor, then, having received his fee, departed; and, turning the
key, left the gentleman and the lady to themselves.
In imitation of him we will lock up likewise a scene which we do not
think proper to expose to the eyes of the public. If any over-curious
readers should be disappointed on this occasion, we will recommend such
readers to the apologies with which certain gay ladies have lately been
pleased to oblige the world, where they will possibly find everything
recorded that past at this interval.
But, though we decline painting the scene, it is not our intention to
conceal from the world the frailty of Mr. Booth, or of his fair partner,
who certainly past that evening in a manner inconsistent with the strict
rules of virtue and chastity.
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