Didactic fiction; Domestic fiction; England -- Fiction; Married women -- Fiction
Here the reader may be apt to conclude that the bailiff, instead of
being a friend, was really an enemy to poor Booth; but, in fact, he was
not so. His desire was no more than to accumulate bail-bonds; for the
bailiff was reckoned an honest and good sort of man in his way, and had
no more malice against the bodies in his custody than a butcher hath to
those in his: and as the latter, when he takes his knife in hand, hath
no idea but of the joints into which he is to cut the carcase; so the
former, when he handles his writ, hath no other design but to cut out
the body into as many bail-bonds as possible. As to the life of the
animal, or the liberty of the man, they are thoughts which never obtrude
themselves on either.
Chapter ii.
_Containing an account of Mr. Booth’s fellow-sufferers._
Before we return to Amelia we must detain our reader a little longer
with Mr. Booth, in the custody of Mr. Bondum the bailiff, who now
informed his prisoner that he was welcome to the liberty of the house
with the other gentlemen.
Booth asked who those gentlemen were. “One of them, sir,” says Mr.
Bondum, “is a very great writer or author, as they call him; he hath
been here these five weeks at the suit of a bookseller for eleven pound
odd money; but he expects to be discharged in a day or two, for he hath
writ out the debt. He is now writing for five or six booksellers, and
he will get you sometimes, when he sits to it, a matter of fifteen
shillings a-day. For he is a very good pen, they say, but is apt to be
idle. Some days he won’t write above five hours; but at other times I
have know him at it above sixteen.” “Ay!” cries Booth; “pray, what are
his productions? What does he write?” “Why, sometimes,” answered Bondum,
“he writes your history books for your numbers, and sometimes your
verses, your poems, what do you call them? and then again he writes
news for your newspapers.” “Ay, indeed! he is a most extraordinary man,
truly!--How doth he get his news here?” “Why he makes it, as he doth
your parliament speeches for your magazines. He reads them to us
sometimes over a bowl of punch. To be sure it is all one as if one was
in the parliament-house--it is about liberty and freedom, and about the
constitution of England. I say nothing for my part, for I will keep my
neck out of a halter; but, faith, he makes it out plainly to me that all
matters are not as they should be. I am all for liberty, for my part.”
“Is that so consistent with your calling?” cries Booth. “I thought,
my friend, you had lived by depriving men of their liberty.” “That’s
another matter,” cries the bailiff; “that’s all according to law, and in
the way of business. To be sure, men must be obliged to pay their debts,
or else there would be an end of everything.” Booth desired the bailiff
to give him his opinion on liberty. Upon which, he hesitated a moment,
and then cried out, “O ‘tis a fine thing, ‘tis a very fine thing,
and the constitution of England.” Booth told him, that by the old
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