American short stories : $b Selected and edited with an introductory essay on the short story by Charles Sears Baldwin
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American short stories : $b Selected and edited with an introductory essay on the short story by Charles Sears Baldwin
American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, American
Mr. Keene’s nerves had received a terrible shock on this fated
evening, and it is certain that for a man of sober imagination, his
dreams were terrific. He saw Ashburn, covered from crown to sole with
a buzzing shroud of bees, trampling on his flower-beds, tearing up
his honey-suckles root and branch, and letting his canaries and Java
sparrows out of their cages; and, as his eyes recoiled from this
horrible scene, they encountered the shambling form of Joe, who,
besides aiding and abetting in these enormities, was making awful
strides, axe in hand, toward the sanctuary of the pea-fowls.
He awoke with a cry of horror, and found his bed-room full of smoke.
Starting up in agonized alarm, he awoke Mrs. Keene, and half-dressed,
by the red light which glimmered around them, they rushed together
to Clarissa’s chamber. It was empty. To find the stairs was the next
thought; but at the very top they met the dreaded bee-finder armed with
a prodigious club!
“Oh mercy! don’t murder us!” shrieked Mrs. Keene, falling on her
knees; while her husband, whose capsicum was completely roused, began
pummelling Ashburn as high as he could reach, bestowing on him at
the same time, in no very choice terms, his candid opinion as to the
propriety of setting people’s houses on fire, by way of revenge.
“Why, you’re both as crazy as loons!” was Mr. Ashburn’s polite
exclamation, as he held off Mr. Keene at arm’s length. “I was comin’ up
o’ purpose to tell you that you needn’t be frightened. It’s only the
ruff o’ the shanty, there,--the kitchen, as you call it.”
“And what have you done with Clarissa?”--“Ay! where’s my niece?” cried
the distracted pair.
“Where is she? why, down stairs to be sure, takin’ care o’ the traps
they throw’d out o’ the shanty. I was out a ’coon-hunting, and see the
light, but I was so far off that they’d got it pretty well down before
I got here. That ’ere young spark of Clary’s worked like a beaver, I
tell ye!”
“You need not attempt,” solemnly began Mr. Keene, “you need not think
to make me believe, that you are not the man that set my house on fire.
I know your revengeful temper; I have heard of your threats, and you
shall answer for all, sir! before you’re a day older!”
Ashburn seemed struck dumb, between his involuntary respect for Mr.
Keene’s age and character, and the contemptuous anger with which his
accusations filled him. “Well! I swan!” said he after a pause; “but
here comes Clary; _she’s_ got common sense; ask her how the fire
happened.”
“It’s all over now, uncle,” she exclaimed, almost breathless, “it has
not done so _very_ much damage.”
“Damage!” said Mrs. Keene, dolefully; “we shall never get things clean
again while the world stands!”
“And where are my birds?” inquired the old gentleman.
“All safe--quite safe; we moved them into the parlour.”
“We! who, pray?”
“Oh! the neighbours came, you know, uncle; and--Mr. Ashburn--”
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