American short stories : $b Selected and edited with an introductory essay on the short story by Charles Sears Baldwin
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American short stories : $b Selected and edited with an introductory essay on the short story by Charles Sears Baldwin
American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, American
_I lived in a small village before I came to New York, but I am
afraid I do not know much about farming. Are you a farmer?_
The answer came:
_have ben most Every thing
farmed a Spel in Maine
Smith_
As she read this, the seamstress heard a church clock strike nine.
“Bless me, is it so late?” she cried, and she hurriedly penciled _Good
Night_, thrust the paper out, and closed the window. But a few minutes
later, passing by, she saw yet another bit of paper on the cornice,
fluttering in the evening breeze. It said only _good nite_, and after
a moment’s hesitation, the little seamstress took it in and gave it
shelter.
* * * * *
After this, they were the best of friends. Every evening the pot
appeared, and while the seamstress drank from it at her window, Mr.
Smith drank from its twin at his; and notes were exchanged as rapidly
as Mr. Smith’s early education permitted. They told each other their
histories, and Mr. Smith’s was one of travel and variety, which he
seemed to consider quite a matter of course. He had followed the
sea, he had farmed, he had been a logger and a hunter in the Maine
woods. Now he was foreman of an East River lumber yard, and he was
prospering. In a year or two he would have enough laid by to go home
to Bucksport and buy a share in a ship-building business. All this
dribbled out in the course of a jerky but variegated correspondence,
in which autobiographic details were mixed with reflections, moral and
philosophical.
A few samples will give an idea of Mr. Smith’s style:
_i was one trip to van demens
land_
To which the seamstress replied:
_It must have been very interesting._
But Mr. Smith disposed of this subject very briefly:
_it wornt_
Further he vouchsafed:
_i seen a Chinese cook in
hong kong could cook flap jacks
like your Mother_
_a mishnery that sells Rum
is the menest of Gods crechers_
_a bulfite is not what it is
cract up to Be_
_the dagos are wussen the
brutes_
_i am 6 1¾
but my Father was 6 foot 4_
The seamstress had taught school one Winter, and she could not refrain
from making an attempt to reform Mr. Smith’s orthography. One evening,
in answer to this communication:
_i killd a Bare in Maine 600
lbs waight_
she wrote:
_Isn’t it generally spelled Bear?_
but she gave up the attempt when he responded:
_a bare is a mene animle any
way you spel him_
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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