American short stories : $b Selected and edited with an introductory essay on the short story by Charles Sears Baldwin
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American short stories : $b Selected and edited with an introductory essay on the short story by Charles Sears Baldwin
American fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, American
As evil communications corrupt good manners, the bad practices of the
wine-dealer won insensibly upon the worthy notary; and before he was
aware of it, he found himself weaned from domino and sugar-water,
and addicted to piquet and spiced wine. Indeed, it not infrequently
happened that, after a long session at the _estaminet_, the two friends
grew so urbane that they would waste a full half-hour at the door in
friendly dispute which should conduct the other home.
Though this course of life agreed well enough with the sluggish,
phlegmatic temperament of the wine-dealer, it soon began to play the
very deuce with the more sensitive organization of the notary, and
finally put his nervous system completely out of tune. He lost his
appetite, became gaunt and haggard, and could get no sleep. Legions
of blue-devils haunted him by day; and by night strange faces peeped
through his bed-curtains, and the nightmare snorted in his ear. The
worse he grew, the more he smoked and tippled; and the more he smoked
and tippled--why, as a matter of course, the worse he grew. His wife
alternately stormed, remonstrated, entreated; but all in vain. She made
the house too hot for him--he retreated to the tavern; she broke his
long-stemmed pipes upon the andirons--he substituted a short-stemmed
one, which, for safe keeping, he carried in his waistcoat-pocket.
Thus the unhappy notary ran gradually down at the heel. What with his
bad habits and his domestic grievances, he became completely hipped. He
imagined that he was going to die, and suffered in quick succession all
the diseases that ever beset mortal man. Every shooting pain was an
alarming symptom--every uneasy feeling after dinner a sure prognostic
of some mortal disease. In vain did his friends endeavor to reason, and
then to laugh him out of his strange whims; for when did ever jest or
reason cure a sick imagination? His only answer was, “Do let me alone;
I know better than you what ails me.”
Well, gentlemen, things were in this state when, one afternoon in
December, as he sat moping in his office, wrapped in an overcoat, with
a cap on his head and his feet thrust into a pair of furred slippers,
a cabriolet stopped at the door, and a loud knocking without aroused
him from his gloomy revery. It was a message from his friend the
wine-dealer, who had been suddenly attacked with a violent fever,
and, growing worse and worse, had now sent in the greatest haste
for the notary to draw up his last will and testament. The case was
urgent, and admitted neither excuse nor delay; and the notary, tying
a handkerchief round his face, and buttoning up to the chin, jumped
into the cabriolet, and suffered himself, though not without some
dismal presentiments and misgivings of heart, to be driven to the
wine-dealer’s house.
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