Among the gnomes : $b An occult tale of adventure in the UntersbergHartmann, Franz
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Among the gnomes : $b An occult tale of adventure in the Untersberg
Hartmann, Franz
Fantasy fiction; German fiction -- Translations into English
“There is nothing incredible about it,” I said. “It is all very
reasonable. Moreover, there is no such thing as a colour at all, for
what we call by that name refers only to a certain sensation which
is produced in our brains by means of certain vibrations transmitted
through the retina and the optic nerve. If you look at any coloured
thing in the dark you will find it to be without any colour at all. The
sensations we receive are only due to certain vibrations of something
unknown.”
“What is a vibration?” asked Adalga.
“Vibration,” I said, “is nothing but a certain kind of motion, and
as motion _per se_ does not exist, vibration is nothing, while that
unknown thing which moves must be everything. But the existence of that
unknown thing is not admitted by science, and consequently science
knows nothing of everything, and of everything nothing, just as you
like; and you can make nothing out of everything, and everything out of
nothing, at your own pleasure.”
The princess was delighted to hear that she could now make everything
out of nothing, although for the beginning it could be done only
theoretically, and her repugnance to philosophical hair-splittings
faded away. She continued her lessons with great diligence, and very
soon I had the pleasure of seeing that she believed nothing and denied
everything. A few weeks more, and I was highly gratified to find that
she could no longer tell a mock-turtle from a tommy cat without
entering into a long series of arguments for the purpose of proving
which was which. Unfortunately, in proportion as she lost her power of
perceiving the reality, while improving in the practice of logic, her
own light grew more and more dim, her luminosity less, and the green
colour in her sphere darker; but I considered this as a matter of only
secondary importance; for it is said that beauty is a perishable thing,
while wisdom remains.
Sometimes she was inclined to worry about the fading of her charms, but
I reasoned her out of it, saying: “If everything is nothing, then, as a
matter of course, beauty also is nothing, and it is not worth the while
to worry about the loss of nothing.”
“But,” objected Adalga, “if beauty is nothing and nothing is
everything, beauty is everything, and we must do all we can to preserve
it.”
“Beauty,” I replied, “among our people is the outcome of fashion.
If it were to become fashionable in our world to wear goitrès and
hunchbacks, everybody would find it beautiful and adopt it at once; and
even if he did not find it beautiful, he would pretend to find it so.
Thus it often happens that everybody wears a most ridiculous article of
dress, not because he thinks it beautiful, but because he thinks that
others do so. In this way the people act foolish, and silently laugh at
each other for being such fools.”
“This I should think to be very immoral,” objected Adalga.
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