Among the gnomes : $b An occult tale of adventure in the UntersbergHartmann, Franz
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Among the gnomes : $b An occult tale of adventure in the Untersberg
Hartmann, Franz
Fantasy fiction; German fiction -- Translations into English
To make the matter short, Adalga became so scientific as to lose all
her loveliness of form and character, and became overbearing, ugly,
conceited, and foolish, and the same was the case more or less with all
the rest of the gnomes. The whole population became clever and cunning,
but, at the same time, lying and hypocritical. Formerly they had been
moved, as it were, only by one will, namely, the will of the king;
now everybody wanted to rule everybody else, and nobody rule himself
or be ruled by another. There was nothing but quarrels, disputes,
dissensions, dissatisfaction, and selfishness; the gnomes lost their
perception of truth and their light. The kingdom grew dark.
Formerly everything had been peaceful; but now it became necessary to
employ force for the purpose of keeping order. Each gnome cared only
for his or her own interests, and this caused fights. One of the first
requirements was the establishment of a police. I soon found that the
employees of the government, including the police, could not be relied
upon. I therefore had to establish a corps of detectives, and employ
for that purpose the greatest rascals, because it is known that “it
requires a thief to catch a thief.” These detectives had again to
be watched by others, and from this ensued an universal espionage,
which was intolerable. Moreover, everybody seeing himself continually
watched, was thereby continually reminded that it was in his power to
steal, and the end of it was that the people considered it to be a
great and praiseworthy act if one succeeded in stealing without getting
caught.
At the time of my arrival it was the custom of the gnomes to believe
everything that anybody said, but now it became fashionable never to
believe anything whatever. The consequence was that each believed the
other a liar; each mistrusted the other; nobody spoke the truth, if it
was not in his own interest to do so. Nothing could be accomplished
without bribery; crimes became numerous, and it became necessary to
establish jails all over the country.
There was one curious feature noticeable, especially among the Sagani,
who now constituted the great autocratic body of scientists. The more
learned they became the more narrow-sighted they grew. They lost the
power to open their eyes, and decided upon every question according
to hearsay and fancy. Their limbs became atrophied, and their heads
swollen. Some became so big-headed and top-heavy that they often lost
their balance and fell down. It was especially funny to see how they
tumbled about whenever one forgot himself, and by force of habit
elongated his body. Finally, narrow-sightedness became so universal
that a gnome without spectacles was quite a curiosity, and it has been
reported that even children with spectacles upon their noses were born;
but of this I have no positive proof.
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