I thought it extremely probable. They must have had peculiar parents.
Their father had left everything absolutely to their mother, and the
mother, in her turn, everything in trust to Madge, to be shared
equally among them all. Madge was an odd trustee. In her hands the
household had become a republic, in which every one did exactly as he
or she pleased. The result was chaos. No one wanted to go to school,
so no one went. The servants, finding themselves provided with eight
masters and mistresses, followed their example, and did as they liked.
Consequently, after sundry battles royal--lively episodes some of them
had evidently been--one after the other had been got rid of, until,
now, not one remained. Plainly the house must be going to rack and
ruin.
"But have you no relations?" I inquired.
Rupert answered.
"We've got some cousins, or uncles, or something of the kind in
Australia, where, so far as I'm concerned, I hope they'll stop."
When I was in my room, which I feared was Madge's, I told myself that
it was a queer establishment on which I had lighted. Yet I could not
honestly affirm that I was sorry I had come. I had lived such an
uneventful and such a solitary life, and had so often longed for
someone in whom to take an interest--who would not talk medicine
chest!--that to be plunged, all at once, into the centre of this troop
of boys and girls was an accident which, if only because of its
novelty, I found amusing. And then it was so odd that I should have
come across a Madge at last!
In the morning I was roused by noises, the cause of which, at first, I
could not understand. By degrees the explanation dawned on me; the
family was putting the house to rights. A somewhat noisy process it
seemed. Someone was singing, someone else was shouting, and two or
three others were engaged in a heated argument. In such loud tones was
it conducted that the gist of the matter travelled up to me.
"How do you think I'm going to get this fire to burn if you beastly
kids keep messing it about? It's no good banging at it with the poker
till it's alight."
The voice was unmistakably Rupert's. There was the sound of a scuffle,
cries of indignation, then a girlish voice pouring oil upon the
troubled waters. Presently there was a rattle and clatter, as if
someone had fallen from the top of the house to the bottom. I rushed
to my bedroom door.
"What on earth has happened?"
A small boy was outside--Peter. He explained,
"Oh, it's only the broom and dustpan gone tobogganing down the stairs.
It's Bessie's fault; she shouldn't leave them on the landing."
Bessie, appearing from a room opposite, disclaimed responsibility.
"I told you to look out where you were going, but you never do. I'd
only put them down for a second, while I went in to empty a jug of
water on to Jack, who won't get out of bed, and there are all the
boots for him to clean."
Injured tones came through the open portal.
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