They played for the twenty. And, to my satisfaction, and I believe to
the satisfaction of most of the others who were in the room, it was
Mr. Johns who won. I am bound to say that it seemed to me to be rather
a fluky win. Mr. Colson, whose disgust was amusing, had no doubt
whatever about the fluke.
"Never saw anything like it, never! The balls never broke for me, not
once! As for you; why, you did nothing else but fluke."
"Do you think so? I'll play you again double or quits, and I'll give
ten in the hundred, Mr. Colson."
Mr. Colson seemed amazed. In fact, I have no doubt he was amazed.
"I like your modesty! You'll give me ten! Here's my twenty. I'll take
you on."
Mr. Colson took him on. And, by way of fair exchange, Mr. Johns took
him off. That is to say, he took off the stakes and the game. He did
it rather neatly: just running in as Mr. Colson looked like winning.
Mr. Colson was adjectival.
"Never saw anything like it--never, in all my born days! Never saw
anything like my somethinged, somethinged, somethinged luck! And as
for your fluking--why, it just beats anything."
"Think so? I'll play you again, Mr. Colson, and again double or quits;
and this time I'll give you twenty in a hundred."
"You'll give me--you'll give me--twenty in a hundred? You will? Come
on! That'll be forty rupees a side--here's mine! Macbee, put me on
twenty, and we'll see what I can do."
We did see what he could do. We also saw that Mr. Johns seemed able to
do a little better. Once more he won the game. I am sure that we were
all enjoying ourselves very much--much more than we had had any reason
to anticipate. As for Mr. Colson, he went purple. He showered on Mr.
Johns a volley of that sort of language which I had found pretty
fashionable at Ahmednugger. Mr. Johns listened to him in silence,
while he pocketed the spoils. Then he had his say.
"You say I fluke? Why, my dear sir, you've no idea what a fluke is.
You've no idea of any sort about billiards. You can no more play
billiards than you can play the gentleman--you can't! You're the sort
of person whom it is just as well, once in a way, to expose. You're a
humbug, Mr. Colson, you're a humbug. As for John Roberts doubting if
he could give you fifteen in a hundred--why, he could give you
ninety-nine in a hundred, and beat you single-handed. I tell you what
I will do, Mr. Colson. I will play you five hundred up, for five
hundred rupees a side. I will give you four hundred start, and I will
lay two to one against you with any gentleman who cares to back you.
I don't think that's an unfair offer, Mr. Colson."
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