When Mr. Johns had beaten the men of Ahmednugger at almost everything
at which they could be beaten, he began to amuse himself by taking a
hand in various little games at cards. It was remarked that, to say
the least of it, his luck was wonderful. There was scarcely a man in
Ahmednugger who had not been compelled by Mr. Johns to take a lower
seat; to take a lower seat, too, just where he felt that his claim was
strongest to take the highest one. Naturally, here and there, a man
resented it. An even stronger spirit of resentment was evinced when
the men of Ahmednugger found that their money was going in search of
their vanished reputations. There were some disagreeable little
scenes. Then there was a royal row; it was at the club. Mr. Johns had
been carrying everything in front of him. Things were said; then other
things were said Then Mr. Johns laid down his cards; he faced the
company.
"Gentlemen, I wish to inform you that you are, individually and
collectively, a set of curs."
There were sounds which suggested neither the ways of pleasantness nor
the paths of peace.
"Softly. Postpone the fighting for one minute. I would remind you
that, when Mr. Greenall appeared in Ahmednugger, you all, with one
accord, took shots at him. You used him as if he had been a variety of
old Aunt Sally. When I made my appearance, you put your heads
together, and you bested me. You see, we were strangers, and you took
us in. Neither Mr. Greenall nor I quite liked this sort of thing, so
we put our heads together, and, in our turn, we've bested you. We've
used you as old Aunt Sallies. We've made you all sit up. We've made
you all sing small. Even at games of mingled chance and skill, I've
beaten you. Instead of taking your punishment like men, you begin to
whimper. Therefore, gentlemen, I repeat that you are, individually and
collectively, a set of curs."
Colonel Smith interposed so soon as Mr. Johns ceased speaking. I fancy
that the Colonel had only just entered the room.
"Mr. Johns, you very much forget yourself."
"On the contrary, Colonel, I am remembering myself. It is the
gentlemen you have the honour to command, who forget themselves.
Should there be any one present who resents the words which I have
used, I shall be happy to meet that person, either with the gloves, or
without them, or with any weapon he may choose--for the honour of
Ahmednugger."
There was silence--grim silence. Probably there was more than one
there who would have liked to have ground Mr. Johns between the upper
and the nether millstones. But, after all, they were gentlemen--in
their way. Bean stood up, the adjutant of the ----th. He was a big
fellow, head and shoulders taller than the audacious little
challenger. He went round to where Mr. Johns was sitting.
"Mr. Johns, you will either apologise for the words which you have
just now used, or take a thrashing."
"I will take a thrashing," said Mr. Johns.
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