There was William Henry, John Frank, Ferdinand Augustus, and Stephen
Arthur. Each of them twice my size and all of them frightfully
ignorant and wholly regardless of the sensitive little points of those
with whom they came in contact. There is no circumlocution about them.
They go straight at what they want; and were scarcely inside my door
before they blurted out the purport of their coming. It was Frederick
Augustus; if the thing is possible he is, if anything, more direct
even than the rest of his family.
"Look here, Whiting, how about Mary Ann's ring? The girl is fretting,
but you don't seem to notice it. And as you don't appear to know what
is the proper thing to do in a case of this kind, and don't understand
that the ring ought to be bought straight away, we've bought it for
you."
I gasped--positively gasped.
"Am I to understand that you've purchased my engagement ring?"
"That's it; on your account. From a cousin of ours who's in that
line."
I never saw people like the Snellings for possessing relatives in all
sorts of "lines." No matter what you want, or do not want, and never
will want, they are sure to have some relative who has dealt in it,
his or her whole life long.
They produced the ring, and told me what I had to pay for it. A
handsome price it was. I was persuaded that somebody besides that
cousin got a profit out of Mary Ann's engagement ring. But I handed
over the amount. I did not want any unpleasantness; and I am quite
sure there would have been unpleasantness had I demurred.
Later in the day I took it with me when I went to call on Mary Ann.
She appeared to be surprised almost into speechlessness when I
presented it to her. Her head dropped on my shoulder, and she kissed
me under the chin, observing, "You dear old Sam." The moments when I
am alone with Mary Ann are alleviations for those more frequent
moments when I am not alone with Mary Ann. Still I noticed that the
ring fitted her perfectly, and I could not but wonder if she had tried
it on before.
At the same time I am beginning to be comforted by a suspicion that
Mary Ann is on my side; on my side, that is, as against the rest of
her family. There has been a difference of opinion as to where we are
to spend our honeymoon. It is from her action in that matter that my
suspicion springs.
The Snellings have an aunt who lives in an out-of-the-way hole at the
other end of nowhere. The woman's name is Brady. There she owns a
cottage, or it may be a pigstye for all I know. When she heard of my
engagement with Mary Ann, she wrote and suggested that we should spend
our honeymoon in her cottage, or pigstye, and that I should pay her
rent for it. The matter was talked about at dinner. Mary Ann was
silent for some time; then she quietly remarked:
"Don't trouble yourselves to discuss Aunt Brady's proposal. I shall do
nothing of the kind."
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