"When I was a youngster," continued Mr. Sapsworth, "Tom Benyon used to
come into my father's shop to be shaved. He was always on the drink.
One morning I was all alone, minding the shop for father, when he came
in, mad drunk. I never shall forget that morning, never. He made me
sit in the shaving-chair, and set about to shave me. He soaped me all
over--face and hair and all. I was that there frightened I couldn't
make a sound. I never shall forget how I sat and watched him, with the
soap all in my eyes, as he put an edge upon the razor. Then he set
about shaving off my hair. He had got off about half of it, and I was
streaming with blood, when who should come in but my father. If he
hadn't Tom Benyon would have made an end of me."
He paused. I perceived that the mere recollection of his little
adventure affected him unpleasantly.
"There was something queer about his death. Some people said it was
drink had done for him, some of 'em said he had done for himself.
Anyhow, the whole country-side was at his funeral. I was there. I
remember it as plainly as though it was yesterday."
While I was looking at Mr. Sapsworth, and pondering his words, there
came the sound of laughter from the middle of the ground. It was not a
loud laugh, but it was a distinctly disagreeable one. I looked round.
Mr. Benyon was laughing at Mr. Fenning's discomfiture. He had served
him as he had served me--he had taken his middle stump right out of
the ground. I turned to Mr. Sapsworth.
"You follow."
"Me!" Mr. Sapsworth turned several shades whiter. "Me!" He looked
about him with a frightened air. "Mr. Trentham, I--I can't," he said.
"Nonsense, Sapsworth! You don't mean to say that you are going to
allow yourself to be frightened by any nonsense about a ghost, and in
broad daylight too!"
The little man did not look by any means reassured by my tone of
derision. He seemed more inclined to take to his heels than to take
his place at the wickets. It is not impossible that he might have done
so had he not been addressed from a different quarter.
"Bob Sapsworth!" It was Mr. Benyon calling to the little barber right
across the field. "Come and be shaved!"
I own that I myself was startled. The words were apposite, to say the
least of it. We had just been speaking of Mr. Sapsworth's experience
of the shaver's art as practised by Mr. Benyon's hands, and here was
Mr. Benyon's namesake inviting him, if not to be cut, at least to come
again. On Mr. Sapsworth the effect of the invitation was surprising.
He had on his pads, his bat was in his hand. Without a word he
shuffled towards the stumps. If ever I saw a man go to the wickets in
a state of "mortal funk," I saw him then.
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