Whether Mr. Benyon owed the inhabitants of his native place a grudge
the evidence before me does not enable one to decide; but, if he did,
he certainly paid it in full that day. Although he bowled at the
wickets he hit the players first. Nor was this, so far as appearances
went, in any way his fault; they seemed to have a singular knack of
getting just in the way of the ball. The order of the innings was
this: the ball hit each man five times, and the wickets once. At the
end of each of Mr. Benyon's overs a batsman returned to the tent a
sadder and a lamer man.
One case in particular was hard. It was the case of Mr. Hedges. He was
the last man in; when his turn came, with the score still at thirteen
runs, he stuck to his seat like glue.
"Won't somebody go in for me?" he asked, as he saw his doom
approaching. "I ain't no cricketer," he added, a little later on. "Now
am I?" He asked the question of his friends, but his friends were
still. He addressed himself to Mr. Sapsworth. "Bob Sapsworth, you
asked me to play, now didn't you? You says to me, 'If you play,
William Hedges,' you says, 'I shouldn't be surprised but what the gent
as we're going to ask to captain us stands you a free lunch,' you
says, 'not to speak of drinks,' you says." I pricked up my ears at
this, but held my tongue. "But you says nothing about being bowled at
by a ghost, now did you now; I ask you, Bob Sapsworth, did you now?"
Mr. Sapsworth was silent. The old gentleman went on:
"I shan't go in," he announced. That was when the ninth batsman had
received Mr. Benyon's first ball--upon his person. "Nothing shan't
make me go in to be bowled at by a ghost." This second announcement
followed the delivery of the second ball upon the batsman's person. "I
ain't no cricketer, and I don't know nothing about the rules of the
game, and I ain't going to stand up to be chucked at by a ghost," and
Mr. Hedges struck his fist upon the board. There came a yell from the
wickets; Mr. Hedges gripped his seat tightly with his hands. "I won't
go in!" he cried. Another ball, another yell. Mr. Hedges repeated his
determination over and over again, as if in its reiteration he sought
for strength to keep it. "I won't! I won't! I won't!"
The last ball of the over, and the ninth of our hopes had fallen. A
pause ensued. The batsman came limping towards the tent. Mr. Hedges'
time was come; he clutched at the seat with the frenzy of despair.
"Bill Hedges!" sang out Mr. Benyon; but Mr. Hedges gave no sign. "Bill
Hedges!" Still no reply. "Bill Hedges, have I got to come and fetch
you?"
At that awful threat the old gentleman did rise. His ample form went
waddling across the ground.
"I--I'm a-coming, Tom. I--I ain't no cricketer, Tom. Do--don't you be
too hard on me. If you must hit me, let it be behind."
"Where's your bat?"
The inquiry came from Mr. Benyon. Mr. Hedges had arrived at the wicket
without that batsman's requisite. He scratched his head.
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