He produced a second ball from the same pocket from which the first
had come. I could scarcely believe my eyes. But I was discovering,
with Horatio, that there were more things in heaven and earth than had
been contained in my philosophy. Since Mr. Benyon professed such
affection for the style of bowling which I favoured, I sent him down
another sample. This time it was fairly straight--by which I mean that
it would not have pitched more than a yard from the wickets if Mr.
Benyon had allowed it to pitch, which he didn't. He treated it as he
had done the first--he drove it, with terrific force, right above my
head.
"Never mind about the ball," he said. "I've got another in my pocket."
He had--the third. And in the same pocket from which the other two had
come.
My fourth ball he treated to a swipe to square-leg. He seemed to have
a partiality for swiping. Quite unnecessarily he allowed that this was
so.
"I do like a ball which I can get a smack at," he remarked as he
produced a fourth ball from the same pocket of his tightly-fitting
trousers which had contained the other three. "A swipe does warm me
so. Your kind of bowling, mister, 's just the thing."
It was kind of him to say so; though, to my thinking, his remark did
not convey a compliment. When he sent my fifth ball out of sight I
wished that his love for swiping had been less, or my bowling of
another kind. The sixth, however, which he also produced from the same
wondrous store contained in his breeches pocket, he contented himself
with what he called "snicking."
"That's what I call a pretty snick," he said.
The "snick" in question was a tremendous drive to deep mid-off. It was
stopped, quite involuntarily, by Mr. Hawthorn and Mr. Hedges. So far
as I could see, it stunned the pair of them. Neither of them made the
slightest attempt to return the ball.
"Run it out!" cried Mr. Benyon. He and Mr. Barker began to run. They
ran four, and then they ran two more, and still the ball was not
thrown in. Mr. Benyon urged the fielders on. "Hurry up, Bill Hedges!"
Mr. Hedges did not hurry up; he never could have hurried up, even if
his manner of "fielding" the ball had not wholly deprived him of his
wind. But the ball was at last thrown in--when the pair had run
eleven. Forty-one runs off his first over was a result calculated to
take the conceit out of the average bowler. And Mr. Benyon's last
performance, his "snick," had placed him at the other wicket, prepared
to receive Mr. Sapsworth's bowling--when it came.
"Now, Bob Sapsworth, I'll have a smack at you!" he said.
He had. I felt for Mr. Sapsworth. But since I had suffered it was only
fair that he should suffer too. Crack--smack--whack went the balls out
of sight in all directions. And for each ball that disappeared Mr.
Benyon produced another from his breeches pocket. I felt that these
things must be happening to me in a dream. I was rapidly approaching
the condition in which Alice must have been in Wonderland--prepared
for anything.
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