"Pybus, give us a song." (Pybus thinks he can sing. He may have been able to--once.) "Here's 'Drink to me only.' That's a favourite of yours." (You should hear him sing it.) "Margaret will play the accompaniment." "Lucas," he said, "Do you think, by any chance, that dose of jalap was too strong? I ask the question because I remember, when I was a boy, hearing of a family being poisoned by an overdose of jalap. In their case they took it by mistake. Though, judging from the taste of your jalap, I can't see how that could be. Still, if there is likely to be any danger it is as well that we should be prepared for it." "Margaret," murmured Mrs. Chalmers, "let's go home." "Why, aunt? It will pass off in time." In time! At that moment I heartily wished that Hughes had been at Jericho before he induced me to dabble in his patent medicines. I always did hate them, even as a child. "It is quite impossible," continued Pybus, "that the sensations which I am now experiencing are the ordinary and natural outcome of a dose of jalap." "Margaret," groaned Mrs. Chalmers, "I insist upon your coming home." "Aunt, what is the use of going home?" "You haven't got a book in the house, Lucas, treating of poisons?" "I wish you wouldn't talk like that, Pybus. It really is unfair. I quite perceive that I made a mistake in administering the dose after dinner; in fact, I am myself inclined to believe that I misunderstood Hughes, and that the dose ought to be administered before a meal." "Good God!" "Pybus!" "I can't help it. I really cannot help it, sir. The idea of a reasonable person voluntarily swallowing such a concoction as that before his dinner is enough to make any man profane!" "I don't think, Mr. Lucas," murmured Mrs. Chalmers, "that you have the least idea how ill I feel." "My dear Mrs. Chalmers, if--if there is anything I can do for you." "Yes," said Pybus, "another bottle." CHAPTER II AFTER TAKING. Just then Brooks came in. "Mr. Hughes, sir, wishes to speak to you." "Excuse me one moment--I'll be back directly." I found Hughes waiting for me in my snuggery. "Sorry to interrupt you, old man, but I just called in to prevent accidents." "What do you mean?" "You know that bottle I brought you this afternoon. I thought it was 'Aunt Jane's Jalap,' but it isn't. I found it out directly I got home. You see, I keep all sorts of bottles in my cupboard--regular chemist's shop!--and I caught hold of the wrong one by mistake." "Not 'Aunt Jane's Jalap!'" "No, it's laudanum." "Laudanum? Hughes!" "The fact is--Lucas!--What's the matter?--You don't mean to say you have been drinking some?" "Is--is it poison?" "Poison!--Why, it's pure laudanum!" "Would--would a wineglassful do any harm?" "A wineglassful! Lucas, old man, don't say you've drank a wineglassful!" "We all have." "All have!" "Margaret, and Mrs. Chalmers, and Pybus. "Great powers!"