"I never said a word to him, but I walks right out of the park. He
comes running after me, and he catches hold of my arm and he says,
'Now, Matilda, what did I say just now about letting no bad tempers
spoil our pleasure?' I said, 'I don't know what your idea of pleasure
is, but it isn't mine, and as I don't want to have no more to do with
you, Mr. Evans, perhaps you will be so kind as to let me go.' But he
holds on to me all the tighter, and he says, 'I tell you what,
Matilda, a idea has just come into my head 'My brother, as you have
heard me talk about, lives close by here, we will go and dine with
him. He being a married man, and with a comfortable home, he will be
glad to see us.'
"Well, I didn't know what to do, not liking to have no quarrel with
him in the street, so off we starts for his brother's. He took me to a
mews what led out of Park Lane, and, as we was turning the corner, he
said, 'There's only this one thing about my brother, him and me has
had a little difference of opinion, and he is not of a forgiving
disposition.' So I said, 'Now, Willyum, what do you mean by that?' So
he said, 'No. 32, on the other side, is where he lives, and if you was
to go on and knock at the door, and ask for Mrs. Henry Evans, what is
my brother's wife, so to speak, it might smooth the way.' So I said,
'I do not understand you. Just now you was saying as how your brother
would be glad to see us. Are you now insinuating otherwise?' He
catches a glimpse of my eye, and he sees the kind of mood I was in,
and he plucks up, and he walks on, and he says, 'We will hope for the
best. Do not let us spoil our day's pleasure by no disagreeable
observations. There is never no knowing what might happen.' All of a
sudden he cries out, 'There is my brother! Now, Matilda, don't you let
him start hitting me.' And he jumps behind me, so as to get into the
shadow, as it were. So I says, 'Willyum, whatever is the matter now?
Your conduct do seem to me to be of the most extraordinary character.'
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