"It was true enough as he said, for I found the stone every minute going
from under me. I had no choice; so thinks I to myself, faint heart never
won fair lady, and this is fair persuadance. 'I thank your honour,' says
I, 'for the load of your civility, and I'll take your kind offer.' I
therefore mounted upon the back of the eagle, and held him tight enough
by the throat, and up he flew in the air like a lark. Little I knew the
trick he was going to serve me. Up--up--up--God knows how far up he
flew. 'Why, then,' said I to him, thinking he did not know the right
road home, very civilly--because why? I was in his power
entirely--'sir,' says I, 'please your honour's glory, and with humble
submission to your better judgment, if you'd fly down a bit, you're now
just over my cabin, and I could be put down there, and many thanks to
your worship.'
"'Arrah, Dan,' said he, 'do you think me a fool? Look down in the next
field, and don't you see two men and a gun? By my word it would be no
joke to be shot this way, to oblige a drunken blackguard that I picked
up off a could stone in a bog." 'Bother you,' said I to myself, but I
did not speak out, for where was the use? Well, sir, up he kept flying,
flying, and I asking him every minute to fly down, and all to no use.
'Where in the world are you going, sir?' says I to him. 'Hold your
tongue, Dan,' says he; 'mind your own business, and don't be interfering
with the business of other people.' 'Faith, this is my business, I
think,' says I. 'Be quiet, Dan,' says he; so I said no more.
"At last, where should we come to but to the moon itself. Now, you can't
see it from this; but there is, or there was in my time, a reaping-hook
sticking out of the side of the moon, this way (drawing the figure on
the ground with the end of his stick).
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