Now Mother Bunch having departed from the maid, she met another pretty
girl. "Good morrow, Mother Bunch." "Good morrow, pretty maid, whither
are you going this morning? Methinks you are very fine to-day." "Fine!
Mother Bunch, you do not think so." "Nay, I cannot discommend you; for
such a brisk maid as you should go handsome, or you will never get a
sweetheart, though you think the time long." "No, no, mother, I am too
young." "How old are you?" "I am eighteen." "Eighteen! then I know thou
thinkest thou hast stayed long enough, and wouldest as willingly have a
husband as another." "Aye, Mother Bunch, but good husbands are hard to
find, especially for me, who have no skill in choosing, or else it may
be I would be glad of a good husband." "Be sure to take my advice: be
wise in choosing, that is to say, take no one that has got a red head,
for be sure he loveth a smock so well that he will scarce let his wife
have a good one to her back; nor of yellow hair, as he is inclinable to
be jealous; nor a black man, for he is dogged." "Aye, but mother, if I
must not have yellow, black, nor red, what colour must I take?" "Why,
daughter, I tell you, if he is jealous, you will be annoyed by his
speeches, for how can a young woman forbear when she is always provoked?
And be sure, if he is jealous of thee thou mayest well be so of him; for
evil people and thieves think ill of each other. But hold a little, one
thing more I have to say to you, and that is, to take notice of thy
sweethearts when they come a-wooing to thee, I mean of their civil
behaviour; for if they swear, vow, and make great protestations, then
have a care of thyself, for many words breed dissimulation; therefore
have a care of such: but if a man come to thee that is sober and civil
behaved, there are hopes of his proving a good man." "Now, mother, I
will take my leave of you, giving you many thanks for your good advice;
and so, farewell, till I see you again, and I intend to take this
counsel."
Another time Mother Bunch was in a little meadow, not far from her
house, on the 30th of April, before sunrising. A handsome maid, seeing
her alone, came to her, and said, "Mother Bunch, good morrow, how do you
do? Pray, what makes you abroad so early in the morning? You seem to be
in a deep study." "Daughter, you say very true; I am studying who shall
be my next husband, and if thou wilt but please to stay a little while,
thou shalt see a pretty art, which thou never saw before, to teach you
how to know your sweetheart." "This is a pretty art indeed, and I should
be glad to know it."
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