acquaintance, informing them, there was a hogshead of March beer at Sir
John's, which they all might be partakers of if they choosed; they came
joyfully, and had it brought into the court-yard, in black jacks. After
they had drunk it, the Tinker told them the cause of its being given
away, was because there was a swine that had unexpectedly fallen into
it; but on further inquiry he told them all the circumstances, which set
them a-laughing till their sides were almost cracked. Afterwards they
had plenty of victuals sent them, and the Tinker being thus made free of
the cellar, was ordered to call at the house, and have victuals and
drink as often as he came that way. And so they departed, spreading the
fame of Sir John in every place they came, as a bountiful benefactor;
singing as they went, the following song:--
Good house-keeping, they say, is fled,
Or hawks or hounds, and whores have rid her;
But we say she's not fled nor dead,
Who have so plentiful beheld her.
Long may he flourish in this nation,
And get it praised as of old,
That we by following the French fashion,
May not make charity grow cold.
CHAPTER III.
_A Comical Trick he made the Tinker serve an old Farmer,
who used to ride sleeping, making him think
that his horse was the Devil._
The Tinker being better pleased with his treatment, often frequented the
house, making the Knight merry with his pleasant songs, etc., so that he
was much pleased with his conversation, and often gave him money, and
one day put him upon a frolic, seeing him an apt fellow. He had seen an
old curmudgeon farmer, sleeping and nodding on his horse, as he came
from market, and giving the Tinker directions what to do, when he should
come by, knowing his hour, and delivering him a parcel of crackers and
other fireworks, he caused him to be dressed in a raw hide with horns,
when the Tinker, according to order, with the help of a servant, having
stopped the farmer's horse, while the rider was sleeping, pitched four
stakes, one at each corner of the pannel, and ungirting, he drew the
horse from under, when taking off the bridle, he put his own head into
the headstal; so then after he placed the fireworks under the pannel, he
put a fuse lighted to them, and so kept motion as the horse used to do
with the nodding farmer, who having the reins about his wrist, by his
kicking he awaked, and seeing himself on a frightful beast, which he
took for Beelzebub, he cried out, when the fire-work taking, blew up him
and the pannel, and made him to fall quash to the ground, so that the
Tinker made off with the stakes and pannel. The old man no sooner got
up, but he fell to running, crying out, "The Devil, the Devil," and
never durst come that way again but in company, rather choosing to go
five miles about.
CHAPTER IV.
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