The carrier, having set up his horses, went with the lasses to the Eagle
in Westminster, and told the landlady he had brought her three fine
Lancashire lasses; and seeing she often asked him to get her a maid, she
might now take her choice. "Marry," said she, "I want one at present,
and here are three gentlemen who shall give their opinions." As soon as
Meg came in they blessed themselves, crying,
"Domine, Domine, viee Originem."
So her mistress demanded what was her name. "Margaret, forsooth," said
she briskly. "And what work can you do?" She answered she had not been
bred unto her needle, but to hard labour, as washing, brewing, and
baking, and could make a house clean. "Thou art," quoth the hostess, "a
lusty wench, and I like thee well, for I have often persons that will
not pay." "Mistress," said she, "if any such come let me know, and I'll
make them pay I'll engage." "Nay, this is true," said the carrier, "for
my carcase felt it;" and then he told them how she served him. On this
Sir John de Castile, in a bravado, would needs make an experiment of her
vast strength; and asked her "if she durst exchange a box o' the ear
with him." "Yes," quoth she, "if my mistress will give me leave." This
granted, she stood to receive Sir John's blow, who gave her a box with
all his might, but it stirred her not at all; but Meg gave him such a
memorandum on his ear that Sir John fell down at her feet. "By my
faith," said another, "she strikes a blow like an ox, for she hath
knocked down an ass." So Meg was taken into service.
CHAPTER III.
_The method Meg took to make one of the Vicars pay his Score._
Meg so bestirred herself that she pleased her mistress, and for her
tallness was called Long Meg of Westminster.
One of the lubbers of the Abbey had a mind to try her strength, so,
coming with six of his associates one frosty morning, calls for a pot of
ale, which, being drank, he asked what he owed. To which Meg answers,
"Five shillings and threepence."
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