fast." He piteously entreated him to dissolve the charm and deliver him,
and he would never do so again. "Nay," said the friar, "you shall do
penance for this;" so, taking hold of the end of the pudding, he led
him out to the scholars, saying, "See, here's a queasy-stomached fellow,
that would not touch a bit of bread to-day!" When they saw him in this
plight, they all fell heartily a-laughing; but Friar Bacon, not so
contented, led him to the college gate, and by enchantment fixing the
end of the pudding to the bar, he was made so fast to it as if it had
been by a cable rope, and on his back were placed these lines:--
"This is Friar Bacon's man, who vow'd to fast,
But, dissembling, thus it took at last;
The pudding more religion had than he;
Though he would eat it, it will not down, you see.
Then of hypocrisy pray all beware,
Lest like disgrace be each dissembler's share."
Miles all the while was jeered and sported with by all the scholars and
town's people, but, after four hour's penance, his master dissolved the
charm, and released him, and he ever after kept the fasts, not so much
out of religion as for fear that a worse trick should be put upon him.
CHAPTER III.
_How Friar Bacon saved a Gentleman who had sold
himself to the Devil for Money, and put a Trick
upon the Old Deceiver of Mankind._
When Friar Bacon flourished at Oxford, a young gentleman, by his
prodigality, having run out his estate and involved himself in debt,
grew exceeding pensive and melancholy, purposing to make himself away,
in order to put an end to his miseries and the scorns that were put
daily upon him by his former companions, being also utterly cast off by
his friends; so, walking by a wood side, full of sorrow, he met, as he
thought, an old man in good clothing, who saluted him and demanded the
cause of his melancholy, and why he walked so solitary. At first he
refused to tell him, as thinking he could do him no good; but the other
urging it, promised to assist him if he wanted anything. He said, "I am
in want. I want fine clothes, as I used to have; I want money to buy
food, pay debts, redeem my mortgaged land, and many things more. Can you
help me to enough to do it?" "I can," said the old man, "on one
condition." "What's that?" said the gentleman. "If it be anything
tolerable I shall not refuse it, for I cannot be well worse or in
greater hardship than I am now." "Why," said the other, "the matter is
not so much; you shall only oblige yourself when I have furnished you
with money to do all you have named and you have paid every one you owe
a farthing to, to become obedient to me, and be disposed of at my
pleasure." Now the young man, taking him for a usurer, and very rich,
supposed this obligation was only a fetch to marry his daughter or some
kinswoman of his, which he could be well contented to do, not doubting
to have a good portion, and therefore scrupled not to do as he desired.
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