'Lady Bandobust, somewhat late in life--this, of course, is confidential, Miss Wick--finds herself in a position to--to appreciate any slight addition to her income. His lordship's rather peculiar will--but I need not go into that. It is, perhaps, sufficient to say that Lady Bandobust is in a position to give you every advantage, Miss Wick--every advantage.' This was fascinating, and I longed to hear more. 'It seems, a little indefinite,' said I to Mr. Pink. 'It does, certainly--you are quite right, Miss Wick--it does. Beyond approaching you, however, and ascertaining your views, I am not instructed to act in the matter. Ascertaining your views in particular, I should say, as regards the sum mentioned by Lady Bandobust as a--a proper equivalent--ahem!' 'What is her ladyship's charge?' I inquired. 'Lady Bandobust would expect three hundred pounds. My client wishes it to be understood that in naming this figure she takes into consideration the fact that the season is already well opened,' Mr. Pink said. 'Of course, additional time must be allowed to enable you to write to your parents.' 'I see,' I said; 'it does not strike me as exorbitant, Mr. Pink, considering what Lady Bandobust has to sell.' Mr. Pink smiled rather uncomfortably. 'You Americans are so humorous,' he said, with an attempt at affability. 'Well'--drawing both whiskers through his hand conclusively, and suddenly standing up--'will you step this way, Miss Wick? My client has done me the honour of calling in person about this matter, and as your visits, oddly enough, coincide, you will be glad of the opportunity of going into details with her.' And Mr. A. Pink opened the door leading into the room of Mr. W. W. Pink. I was taken by surprise, but am afraid I should have gone in even after time for mature deliberation, I was so deeply, though insincerely, interested in the details. XX