'Then, perhaps, it is not so difficult after all,' I replied, amiably. Lady Bandobust gave me another sharp look. 'Only you rich Americans can afford to say that,' she said. 'But Mr. Pink has told me that the expense would in all likelihood be a matter of indifference to your people. That, of course, is important.' 'Poppa doesn't scrimp,' I said. 'He likes us to have a good time.' 'Regardless,' said Lady Bandobust--'regardless of the cost! That is very liberal.' 'Americans,' she went on, 'in English society are very fortunate. They are always considered as--as Americans, you understand----' 'I'm afraid I don't,' said I. 'And I think, on the whole, they are rather liked. Yes generally speaking, I think I may say they are liked.' I tried to express my gratification. 'As a rule,' said Lady Bandobust, absently, 'they spend so much money in England.' 'There can be no doubt of the advantages of an experience of English society,' she continued, rather as if I had suggested one. 'To a young lady especially it is invaluable--it leads to so much. I don't know quite to what extent you would expect----' Here Lady Bandobust paused, as if waiting for data on which to proceed. 'I would expect----?' I repeated, not quite understanding. 'But I think I could arrange a certain number of balls, say four; one or two dinners--you wouldn't care much about dinners, though, I dare say; a few good 'at homes'; a Saturday or so at Hurlingham--possibly Ascot; but, of course, you know everything would depend upon yourself.' 'I could hardly expect you to make me enjoy myself, Lady Bandobust,' I said. 'That altogether depends upon one's own capacity for pleasure, as you say.' 'Oh, altogether!' she returned. 'Well, we might say six balls--thoroughly good ones'--and Lady Bandobust looked at me for a longer time together than she had yet--'and possibly the Royal Inclosure at Ascot. I say "possibly" because it is very difficult to get. And a house-party to finish up with, which really ought to be extra, as it doesn't properly belong to a London season; but if I can at all see my way to it,' Lady Bandobust went on, 'I'll put it into the three hundred. There are the Allspices, who have just bought Lord Frereton's place in Wilts--I could take anybody there!' 'Your friends must be very obliging, Lady Bandobust,' said I. 'The Private View is over,' said Lady Bandobust; 'but there is the Academy Soiree in June, and the Royal Colonial Institute, and a few things like that.' 'It sounds charming,' I remarked. 'We might do something about the Four-in-hand,' Lady Bandobust continued, with some impatience. 'Yes?' I said.