Americans -- England -- Fiction; Girls -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
In the moment that succeeded the slight shock of the novel idea, I found
a certain delirium in contemplating it that I could not explain by any
of the theories I had been brought up upon. It took entire possession of
me--I could not reason it away. Even in reading my home letters, which
usually abstracted mo altogether for the time, I saw it fluttering round
the corners of the pages. 'What would they say,' I thought, 'if they
knew I was going to be presented to the Queen--their daughter, Mamie
Wick, of Illinois?' Would they consider that I had compromised
the strict Republican principles of the family, and reprobate the
proceeding! The idea gave me a momentary conscience-chill, which soon
passed off, however, under the agreeable recollection of poppa's having
once said that he considered Her Majesty a very fine woman, and for
his part he would be proud to be introduced to her. After all, being
presented was only a way of being introduced to her--the way they do it
in England. I felt pretty sure the family principles could stand
that much. As a matter of fact, you know, very few Americans have any
personal objection to royalty. And I dismissed the idea, abandoning
myself to the joy of preparation, which Lady Torquilin decreed should
begin the very next day. I thought this, though pleasurable, rather
unnecessary at first. 'Dear Lady Torquilin,' said I, in the discussion
of our Court dresses, 'can't we see about them next week?--we planned so
many other things for this one!'
'Child, child,' returned Lady Torquilin, impressively, 'in the coming
fortnight we have barely time! You must know that we don't do things by
steam and electricity in this country. You can't go to Court by pressing
a button. We haven't a moment to lose. And as to other arrangements,
we must just give everything up, so as to have our minds free and
comfortable till we get the whole business over.' Afterwards, about the
seventh time I had my Court dress tried on, I became convinced that Lady
Torquilin was right. You do nothing by steam and electricity in this
country. I found that it took ten days to get a pair of satin slippers
made. Though, 'of course, if you were not quite so particular, miss,
about that too, or if you 'ad come about them sooner, we could 'ave
obliged you in less time,' the shoemaker said. In less time! A Chicago
firm would have made the slippers, gone into liquidation, had a clearing
sale, and reopened business at the old stand in less time!
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