Americans -- England -- Fiction; Girls -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
'Yes. Don't forget about the candles, dear. See what they'll do. And I'm
very sorry I can't go with you to Madame Tussaud's, but you know I've
been trotting about the whole morning, and all those wax people, with
their idiotic expressions, this afternoon would simply finish me off!
I'll just lie down a bit, and go with you another day; I couldn't
stand up much longer to talk to the Queen herself! You pop into the
"Underground," you know, at St. James's Park, and out at Baker Street.
Now, where do you pop in?--and out? That's quite right. Good-bye, child.
I rang for the lift to come up a quarter of an hour ago; it's probably
there now, and we mustn't keep it waiting. Off you go!' But the
elevator-door was locked, and our descent had begun, when Lady Torquilin
hurried along the passage, arrested, and kept it waiting on her own
account. 'It's only to say, dear,' she called through the grating, 'that
you are on no consideration whatever to get in or out of an Underground
train while it is moving. On no consideration what-;' but the grating
slowly disappeared, and the rest of Lady Torquilin's admonition came
down on the top of the elevator.
I had done every one of the commissions. I had been magisterially raised
and lowered from one floor to another, to find that everything I wanted
was situated up and down so many staircases 'and turn to your right,
madam,' that I concluded they kept an elevator at the Stores for
pleasure. I had had an agreeable interview with a very blonde young
druggist upon the pilules in the regions above, and had made it all
right with a man in mutton-chop whiskers and an apron about the candles
in the regions below. I had seen a thing I had never seen in my life
before, a very curious thing, that interested me enormously--a husband
and father buying his wife's and daughters' dry-goods--probably Lady
Torquilin would tell me to say 'dress materials.' In America our
husbands and fathers are too much occupied to make purchases for their
families, for which it struck me that we had never been thankful enough
'I will not have you in stripes!' I heard him say, as I passed, full of
commiseration for her. 'What arrogance!' I thought. 'In America they are
glad to have us in anything.' And I rejoiced that it was so.
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