An American Patrician, or The Story of Aaron Burr: IllustratedLewis, Alfred Henry
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An American Patrician, or The Story of Aaron Burr: Illustrated
Lewis, Alfred Henry
Burr, Aaron, 1756-1836
Under that spur of feverish ink, the two sides fall to dueling with
the utmost assiduity. Hamilton’s son Philip insults Mr. Eaker, a lawyer
friend of Aaron; and the insulted Mr. Eaker gives up the law for one day
to parade young Hamilton at the conventional ten paces. It is all highly
honorable, all highly orthodox; and young Hamilton is killed in a way
which reflects credit on those concerned.
Aaron’s lieutenant, John Swartwout, fastens a quarrel upon De Witt
Clinton, for sundry ink utterances of the latter’s dog-of-types,
Cheetham. The two cross the river to a spot of convenient seclusion.
“I wish it were your chief instead of you!” cries Clinton, who is not
fine in his politenesses.
“So do I,” responds Swartwout, being of a rudeness to match Clinton’s.
“For he is a dead shot, and would infallibly kill you; while I am the
poorest hand with a pistol among the Buck-tails.”
The bickering pair are placed. They fire and miss. A second, and yet a
third time their lead flies shamefully wide. At the fourth shot
Clinton saves his credit by wounding Swartwout in the leg. The stubborn
Swartwout demands a fifth fire, and Clinton plants a second bullet
within two inches of the first.
“Are you satisfied?” asks Mr. Riker, who acts for Clinton.
“I am not,” returns Swartwout the stubborn. “Your man must retract, or
continue the fight. Kill or be killed, I am prepared to shoot out the
afternoon with him.”
At this, both Clinton’s fortitude and manners break down together, and,
refusing to either fight on or apologize, he walks off the field.
This nervous extravagance creates a scandal among our folk of hectic
sensibilities, and shakes the Clinton standing sorely. He is promptly
challenged by Senator Dayton--an adherent of Aaron’s--but evades that
statesman at further loss to his reputation.
Meanwhile Robert Swartwout, brother to the wounded Swartwout, calls out
Mr. Riker, who acted for Clinton against the stubborn one, and has the
pleasure of dangerously wounding that personage. Also, Editor Coleman
of the Evening Post, weary with that felon scribe, goes after type-dog
Cheetham of Clinton’s American Citizen; whereat dog Cheetham flies
yelping.
This last so disturbs Harbor Master Thompson of the Clinton forces,
that he offers to take type-dog Cheetham’s place. Editor Coleman
being agreeable, they fight in a snowstorm in (inappropriately) Love’s
Lane--it will be University Place later--and the port loses a harbor
master at the first fire.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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