An American Politician: A NovelCrawford, F. Marion (Francis Marion)
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An American Politician: A Novel
Crawford, F. Marion (Francis Marion)
Political fiction; Politicians -- Fiction
The three sat in their easy-chairs round the coal fire. It was high noon
in London, and the weather was moderately fine; that is to say, it was
possible to read in the room without lighting the gas. X held a telegram
in his hand.
"This is a perfectly clear case against us," he remarked in a quiet,
business-like manner.
"It has occurred at such an unfortunate time," said Y, who spoke very
slowly and distinctly, with an English accent.
"We shall do it yet," said Z, confidently.
"Gentlemen," said the president, "it will not do to hesitate. There is an
individual in this case who will not let the grass grow under his feet.
His name is Mr. Patrick Ballymolloy. We all know about him, I expect?"
"I know him very well indeed," said old Z. "It was I who put him in the
book." He rose quickly and took a large volume from a shelf near by. It
was a sort of ledger, with the letters of the alphabet printed on the cut
edges of the leaves.
"I don't believe Y knows him," said the president. "Please read him to
us." Z turned over the leaves quickly.
"B--Bally--Ballymolloy-Patrick--Yes," he said, finding the place. "Patrick
Ballymolloy. Irish iron man. Boston, Mass. Drinks. Takes money from both
sides. Voted generally Democratic ticket. P.S. 1882, opposed B. in
election for Governor. Iron interest increased. P.S. 1883, owns twenty
votes in House. Costs more than he did. That is all," said Z, shutting up
the book.
"Quite enough," said the president. "Mr. Patrick Ballymolloy and his
twenty votes will bother us. What a pity J.H. made that speech!"
"It appears that as Patrick has grown rich, Patrick has grown fond of
protection, then," remarked Y, crossing one long leg over the other.
"Exactly," said Z. "That is it. Now the question is, who owns Patrick?
Anybody know?"
"Whoever can pay for him, I expect," said the president.
"Now I have an idea," said the old man suddenly, and again he dived into
the book. "Did either of you ever know a man called Vancouver?"
"Yes--I know all about him," said Y, and a contemptuous smile hinted
beforehand what he thought of the man.
"I made an entry about him the other day," said the president. "You will
find a good deal against his name."
"Here he is," said Z again. "Pocock Vancouver. Railways. Rep. Boston,
Mass. Was taxed in 1870 for nearly a million dollars. Weak character, very
astute. Takes no money. Believed to be dissipated, but he cleverly
conceals it. Never votes. Has extensive financial interests. 1880, taxed
for nearly three millions. 1881, paid ten thousand dollars to Patrick
Ballymolloy (D) for carrying a motion for the Monadminck Railroad (see
Railroads). 1882, voted for Butler"--
"Hollo!" exclaimed the president.
"Wait," said Z, "there is more. 1883, thought to be writer of articles
against J.H. in Boston 'Daily Standard.' Subsequently confirmed by J.H.
That is all."
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