English fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories, English; War stories, English; World War, 1914-1918 -- Fiction
An hour and a half later, as I was nearing the expanse of turf on my
downward journey, I encountered an ancient of days leading a
charcoal-laden donkey: to be more exact, the donkey appeared to be
leading him. The three of us halted to exchange amenities, and I
proffered the old man a cigar which remained in the bottom of my
wallet. The ancient took it readily enough, then looked searchingly
round as if we were a pair of conspirators in a drama. I was about
to inquire the reason for these precautions when he laid a forefinger
to his nose, and half-closing one rheumy eye, whispered huskily:
"_Vous êtes contrebandier--oui?_"
Twenty-four hours earlier I should have repudiated the suggestion.
But after my communing with mountains, and the great solitude of the
snows, one man's occupation seemed as good as another's. After all,
it is not easy to give pleasure to one's fellows, and if it added
flavour to the tobacco to suggest it had been smuggled from over the
frontier, then a smuggler I would be.
I nodded darkly, and we shook hands. With very little encouragement
I think he would have embraced me. "An adventurous life!" wheezed
the hoary sinner as we parted; "ah, but one of brave adventure!"
It was curious how the phrase recurred. First the bagman, then the
village priest at Beuil, and now this withered charbonnier. I
reached the village (the clock was striking noon) inclined to wonder
whether, after all, I was the dull dog I had hitherto decided myself
to be. But be it here recorded that this transient doubt I have
since ascribed to the mountain air.
Already the hours were forging afresh the links that bound me to the
sea, and soon after six I climbed wearily into the train for Nice.
The compartment was crowded: nevertheless, at a little station lower
down the Var valley, the door opened to admit four new-comers.
Votaries of "_La Chasse_" returning from a day's shooting. They
combined a varied taste in sporting attire with a fine disregard for
the precautions usually observed by bearers of lethal weapons. One
in particular, who had omitted to uncock his gun, held it so that the
muzzle wavered between the pit of my stomach and his companion's ear.
It may not have been loaded, but I was too tired to investigate or
expostulate. Shot by shot, mile by mile, they lived through their
day again, while the carriage applauded, commiserated, and hung
breathless over the tale of prowess. The bag contained one
greenfinch. Yet it needed but a glance at the principal narrator's
flashing eye and vivid gestures to realise that none but the most
exacting will judge the day by its material result.
I had not even a greenfinch to show, yet I doubt not that the five of
us went to bed that night equally aglow with a sense of "the brave
adventure." And when all is said and done, life would smack of the
heroic often enough were but our audience a little more appreciative
and the stage less cramped.
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