Thus PATRIGE, by his Wit and parts, At once, did practise both these Arts; And as the boding owl (or rather The bat, because her wings are leather) Steals from her private cell by night, And flies about the candle light: So learned PATRIGE could as well Creep in the dark, from leathern cell; And in his fancy, fly as far, To peep upon a twinkling star! Besides, he could confound the Spheres And set the Planets by the ears, To shew his skill, he, Mars would join To Venus, in _aspect malign_, Then call in Mercury for aid, And cure the wounds that Venus made. Great scholars have in LUCIAN read When PHILIP, King of Greece was dead, His soul and spirit did divide, And each part took a different side: One rose a Star; the other fell Beneath, and mended shoes in hell. Thus PATRIGE still shines in each Art, The Cobbling, and Star-gazing Part; And is installed as good a star As any of the CAESARS are. Thou, high exalted in thy sphere, May'st follow still thy calling there! To thee, the _Bull_ will lend his hide, By _Phoebus_ newly tanned and dried! For thee, they _Argo_'s hulk will tax, And scrape her pitchy sides for wax! Then _Ariadne_ kindly lends Her braided hair, to make thee ends! The point of Sagittarius' dart Turns to an awl, by heavenly art! And Vulcan, wheedled by his wife, Will forge for thee, a paring-knife! Triumphant Star! some pity shew On Cobblers militant below! [13] But do not shed thy influence down Upon St. James's end o' the Town! Consider where the moon and stars Have their devoutest worshippers! Astrologers and lunatics Have in Moorfields their stations fixt: Hither, thy gentle aspect bend, [14] Nor look asquint on an old friend! [11] PATRIGE was a cobbler. [12] See his _Almanack_. [13] _Sed nec in Arctoo sede tibi legeris Orbe, &c._ [14] _Neve tuam videas obliquo idere Romam_. THE EPITAPH. _Here five foot deep, lies on his back, A Cobbler, Starmonger, and Quack; Who to the stars, in pure good will, Does to his best, look upward still. Weep all you customers, that use His Pills, his_ Almanacks, _or Shoes! And you that did your fortunes seek, Step to this grave, but once a week! This earth which bears his body's print You'll find has so much virtue in it; That I durst pawn my ears, 'twill tell Whate'er concerns you, full as well (In physic, stolen goods, or love) As he himself could, when above!_ LONDON: Printed in the Year 1708. Squire BICKERSTAFF detected; OR THE _Astrological Impostor convicted_. BY JOHN PARTRIDGE, Student in Physic and Astrology. [This was written for PARTRIDGE, either by NICHOLAS ROWE or Dr. YALDEN, and put forth by him, in good faith, in proof of his continued existence.]