An English Garner: Ingatherings from Our History and Literature (4 of 8)
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An English Garner: Ingatherings from Our History and Literature (4 of 8)
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Why, JOHN! knowest not that? I tell thee, it was a man.
It is CHRIST His own self, and to-morrow is His day.
We bear Him in procession, and thereby know it ye may.
#John.#
I know! mast[er] Parson! and nay, by my fay!
But methink it is a mad thing that ye say,
That it should be a man. How can it come to pass?
Because ye may Him bear within so small a glass.
#Parson.#
Why, neighbour JOHN, and art thou now there?
Now I may perceive ye love this new gear.
#John.#
God's forbod! master! I should be of that faction.
I question why, your masship, in way of cumlication.
A plain man, ye may see, will speak as cometh to mind:
Ye must hold us excused, for ploughmen be but blind.
I am an eld fellow, of fifter winter and more,
And yet, in all my life, I knew not this before.
#Parson.#
No did! Why sayest thou so? Upon thyself, thou lyest!
Thou hast ever known the sacrament to be the body of CHRIST!
#John.#
Yea, sir, ye say true! All that, I know indeed;
And yet, as I remember, it is not in my _Creed_:
But as for Cropsy Cursty to be a man or no,
I knew not till this day, by the way my soul shall to!
#Parson.#
Why, foolish fellow! I tell thee it is so!
For it was so determined by the Church long ago;
It is both the sacrament and very CHRIST himself.
#John.#
No spleaser, mast[er] Parson! Then make ye CHRIST an elf;
And the maddest made man, that ever body saw!
#Parson.#
What! peace, mad man! Thou speakest like a daw!
It is not possible his manhood for to see.
#John.#
Why, sir; ye tell me it is even very He:
And if it be not His manhood, His godhead it must be.
#Parson.#
I tell thee, none of both! What meanest thou? Art thou mad?
#John.#
No, neither made nor drunk; but to learn I am glad:
But to displease your masship, I would be very loath,
Ye grant me here plainly, that it is none of both,
Then it is but a cake: but I pray ye, be not wroth!
#Parson.#
Wroth, quoth ha! By the mass! (thou makest me swear an oath),
I had leaver with a Doctor of Divinity to reason,
Than with a stubble cur, that eateth beans and peason.
#John.#
I cry ye mercy, mast[er] Parson! Patience for a season!
In all this cumlication is neither felony nor treason.
#Parson.#
No, by the mass! But hearest thou! It is plain heresy.
#John.#
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