She looked at me wonderingly, but asked no questions. I walked swiftly
but softly to the corridor aft. Wilfrid’s cabin was on the port side.
It was the aftermost berth, two cabins there having been knocked into
one. I turned the handle of the door and entered. The flame of a
silver-bright bracket lamp filled the place with light. It was a very
handsome sea apartment, with no lack of mirrors, hangings, small costly
furniture, all designed for the comfort and happiness of her ladyship.
I nimbly closed the door behind me and stood for an instant beholding
the precise spectacle I had entered fully expecting to witness. It was
Muffin, who stood close against the bulkhead at the foot of the bunk
my cousin occupied, grasping in his left hand a small white jar such
as might be used for jam, whilst in the other hand he flourished a
brush, with which he was apparently painting or scoring marks upon the
bulkhead as I entered. The occasional kick of the rudder, with frequent
creaking, straining noises arising from the movement of the yacht,
hindered him from hearing me turn the handle of the door and from being
conscious of my presence, whilst I stood looking on. He had made some
progress with his mysterious lettering; for, having dipped the brush
into the jar, he fell to writing a big B after several preliminary
flourishes of his arm as though he had a mind to give an artistic curve
to the letter; he was then beginning to paint a small A, though the
brush left no mark, when I exclaimed, ‘How many b’s are there in baby?’
He looked round slowly, keeping his right hand nevertheless lifted, and
preserving his posture in all save the turn of his head as though he
had been blasted into motionlessness by a flash of lightning. I walked
up to him:
‘So,’ said I, ‘_you_ are the warning, eh? _You_ are the mysterious
fiery message which has distracted my cousin for the last two days
and nights, and which, if continued, must end in driving him mad? You
scoundrel!’
He faced round, his right hand slowly sinking to his side like
a pump-handle gradually settling. For a moment there was a look
of malevolent defiance in his face, but it yielded to one of
consternation, terror, eager entreaty.
‘Mr. Monson, sir,’ he exclaimed in a voice that was the very
double-distilled extract of oily accent, ‘I am discovered, sir. I meant
the honourable bayronet no ’arm. My ’umble wish is to get ’ome.’
‘What is that stuff you have there?’
‘A remedy for wermin, sir, which they told me was numerous on board
ship.’
‘Open that porthole!’
He did so after giving me a look as if he suspected I meant to squeeze
him overboard through the aperture.
‘Out now with that pot and brush.’
He tossed them into the sea. I turned down the lamp till only the
feeblest glimmer of flame remained, and then sure enough there stole
out upon the bulkhead in a feeble, green, glittering scrawl that seemed
to wink upon the sight with its coming and going the words ‘_Return to
Ba_--.’
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