An outline of humor: Being a true chronicle from prehistoric ages to the twentieth century
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An outline of humor: Being a true chronicle from prehistoric ages to the twentieth century
Wit and humor
Indeed, indeed, Repentance oft before
I swore--but was I sober when I swore?
And then and then came Spring, and Rose-in-hand
My thread-bare Penitence apieces tore.
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And much as Wine has play’d the Infidel,
And robb’d me of my Robe of Honour--Well,
I wonder often what the Vintners buy
One half so precious as the stuff they sell.
Firdausi, the greatest Epic poet of Persia, gives us this witty epigram.
_ON SULTAN MAHMOUD_
’Tis said our monarch’s liberal mind
Is like the ocean, unconfined.
Happy are they who prove it so;
’Tis not for me that fact to know:
I’ve plunged within its waves, ’tis true,
But not a single pearl could view.
Sadi, one of the greatest of Persian poets, was also a great scholar,
and wrote in both Persian and Arabian, beside being, it is said, the
first poet to write in Hindustani.
His works are numerous and beautiful, both in verse and prose, and show
a graceful wit.
_DISCOMFORT BETTER THAN DROWNING_
A king was embarked along with a Persian boy slave on board a ship. The
boy had never been at sea nor experienced the inconvenience of a ship.
He set up a weeping and wailing, and all his limbs were in a state
of trepidation; and however much they soothed him, he was not to be
pacified. The king’s pleasure-party was disconcerted by him; but there
was no help for it. On board that ship there was a physician. He said
to the king, “If you will order it, I can manage to silence him.” The
king replied, “It will be an act of great favor.”
The physician so directed that they threw the boy into the sea, and
after he had plunged repeatedly, they seized him by the hair of the
head and drew him close to the ship, when he clung with both hands to
the rudder, and, scrambling upon the deck, slunk into a corner and sat
down quiet. The king, pleased with what he saw, said, “What art is
there in this?” The boy replied that originally he had not experienced
the danger of being drowned, and undervalued the safety of being in a
ship. In like manner, a person is aware of the preciousness of health
when he is overtaken with the calamity of sickness.
_A barley loaf of bread has, oh, epicure, no relish for thee._
_To the houris, or nymphs of paradise, purgatory would be a hell. Ask
the inmates of hell whether purgatory is not paradise._
_There is a distinction between the man that folds his mistress
in his arms and him whose two eyes are fixed on the door expecting
her._--_The Rose Garden (Gulistan)._
_THE STRICT SCHOOLMASTER AND THE MILD_
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