But by what reasoning can justification be found for the help which one
celibate never asks in vain, but always receives from another celibate
in deceiving a husband, and how shall we qualify the rendering of such
help? A man who is incapable of assisting a gendarme in discovering an
assassin, has no scruple in taking a husband to a theatre, to a concert
or even to a questionable house, in order to help a comrade, whom he
would not hesitate to kill in a duel to-morrow, in keeping an
assignation, the result of which is to introduce into a family a
spurious child, and to rob two brothers of a portion of their fortune
by giving them a co-heir whom they never perhaps would otherwise have
had; or to effect the misery of three human beings. We must confess
that integrity is a very rare virtue, and, very often, the man that
thinks he has most actually has least. Families have been divided by
feuds, and brothers have been murdered, which events would never have
taken place if some friend had refused to perform what passes to the
world as a harmless trick.
It is impossible for a man to be without some hobby or other, and all
of us are devoted either to hunting, fishing, gambling, music, money,
or good eating. Well, your ruling passion will always be an accomplice
in the snare which a lover sets for you, the invisible hand of this
passion will direct your friends, or his, whether they consent or not,
to play a part in the little drama when they want to take you away from
home, or to induce you to leave your wife to the mercy of another. A
lover will spend two whole months, if necessary, in planning the
construction of the mouse-trap.
I have seen the most cunning men on earth thus taken in.
There was a certain retired lawyer of Normandy. He lived in the little
town of B——-, where a regiment of the chasseurs of Cantal were
garrisoned. A fascinating officer of this regiment had fallen in love
with the wife of this pettifogger, and the regiment was leaving before
the two lovers had been able to enjoy the least privacy. It was the
fourth military man over whom the lawyer had triumphed. As he left the
dinner-table one evening, about six o’clock, the husband took a walk on
the terrace of his garden from which he could see the whole country
side. The officers arrived at this moment to take leave of him.
Suddenly the flame of a conflagration burst forth on the horizon.
“Heavens! La Daudiniere is on fire!” exclaimed the major. He was an old
simple-minded soldier, who had dined at home. Every one mounted horse.
The young wife smiled as she found herself alone, for her lover, hidden
in the coppice, had said to her, “It is a straw stack on fire!” The
flank of the husband was turned with all the more facility in that a
fine courser was provided for him by the captain, and with a delicacy
very rare in the cavalry, the lover actually sacrificed a few moments
of his happiness in order to catch up with the cavalcade, and return in
company with the husband.
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