Notice what progress she had made; she has been shown how to paint
roses, and to embroider ties in such a way as to earn eight sous a day.
She has learned the history of France in _Ragois_ and chronology in the
_Tables du Citoyen Chantreau_, and her young imagination has been set
free in the realm of geography; all without any aim, excepting that of
keeping away all that might be dangerous to her heart; but at the same
time her mother and her teachers repeat with unwearied voice the
lesson, that the whole science of a woman lies in knowing how to
arrange the fig leaf which our Mother Eve wore. “She does not hear for
fifteen years,” says Diderot, “anything else but ‘my daughter, your fig
leaf is on badly; my daughter, your fig leaf is on well; my daughter,
would it not look better so?’”
Keep your wife then within this fine and noble circle of knowledge. If
by chance your wife wishes to have a library, buy for her Florian,
Malte-Brun, _The Cabinet des Fees_, _The Arabian Nights_, Redoute’s
_Roses_, _The Customs of China_, _The Pigeons_, by Madame Knip, the
great work on Egypt, etc. Carry out, in short, the clever suggestion of
that princess who, when she was told of a riot occasioned by the
dearness of bread, said, “Why don’t they eat cake?”
Perhaps, one evening, your wife will reproach you for being sullen and
not speaking to her; perhaps she will say that you are ridiculous, when
you have just made a pun; but this is one of the slight annoyances
incident to our system; and, moreover, what does it matter to you that
the education of women in France is the most pleasant of absurdities,
and that your marital obscurantism has brought a doll to your arms? As
you have not sufficient courage to undertake a fairer task, would it
not be better to lead your wife along the beaten track of married life
in safety, than to run the risk of making her scale the steep
precipices of love? She is likely to be a mother: you must not exactly
expect to have Gracchi for sons, but to be really _pater quem nuptiae
demonstrant_; now, in order to aid you in reaching this consummation,
we must make this book an arsenal from which each one, in accordance
with his wife’s character and his own, may choose weapons fit to employ
against the terrible genius of evil, which is always ready to rise up
in the soul of a wife; and since it may fairly be considered that the
ignorant are the most cruel opponents of feminine education, this
Meditation will serve as a breviary for the majority of husbands.
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