Ancient, Curious, and Famous WillsHarris, Virgil M. (Virgil McClure)
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Ancient, Curious, and Famous Wills
Harris, Virgil M. (Virgil McClure)
Wills
“‘Preterit ista dies origo secundi
An labor, an requies; sic transit gloria mundi.
Like as the day hys cours doeth consume
And the new morrow spryngith agayn as fast,
So man and woman by naturys costume
This lyfe doo pass and last in erth ar cast
In joye and sorrowe in whiche here theyr tyme did wast
Never in oon state but in co’s transitorey
Soo full of chaunge is of this worlde the glory.’
“And before upon the said tumbys border I will be written these words
following:
“‘Tumulus Roberti Fabyan dudum pannarius ac Aldermannus London qui
obiit.... Fevr....’”
The above directions were to be followed in the event of the testator’s
dying and being buried “within the Citye of London,” but if buried in
the church of Heydon Earnon, the grave is to be much more elaborately
decorated, according to instructions further given to his executors, who
can have had no sinecure, for this same alderman-draper seems to have
been possessed of considerable landed and other property.
* * * * *
We find it throughout all these earlier wills the custom to bequeath not
only beds with all their furniture, but wearing apparel, which in those
days were so costly as to be considered valuable heirlooms; probably
also the fashion of these articles did not undergo such rapid changes as
in our own day.
AN EXACTING AND PECULIAR WILL
After an eventful life as soldier, linguist, “rain-maker,” Deputy
Commissioner of Patents, man of affairs, and wealthy patent attorney,
Robert G. Dryenforth, of Washington, D.C., died July 4, 1910. His will
is one of the most unusual instruments ever offered for probate in the
United States: his estate is a large one and is left to an
eight-year-old foster son, Robert St. George Dryenforth, subject to
conditions of a remarkable character:
The lad is to get practically the entire estate--provided he
conscientiously complies with all conditions--when he reaches the age of
twenty-eight. Robert St. George will be busily occupied for the
intervening twenty years in complying with conditions.
Here are some of them.
He must not associate with one Jennie Dryenforth or her daughter, Rose
Marie Knowlton. Should he do so, the estate goes to William H., Harold
and Robert Dryenforth, who are named as executors.
The above-named executors will also share the estate in the event Robert
St. George thoughtlessly dies before he reaches the given age.
The boy must be trained right from the start to shy at the wiles of
women. If he must marry, he must not marry beneath him.
The will says:
“I particularly request my executors to thoughtfully and well guard my
beloved son from women, and sensibly, that is, gradually, through no
erratic extreme, to let him be informed and know the artful and
parasitical nature of most of the unfortunate sex, and to care that he
does not marry beneath him.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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