We had little in common. I could not think Political Economy ‘the most
exciting thing in the world,’ as he used to call it. Nor could I
without yawning listen to more than a few lines of Mr. William Morris’
interminable smooth Icelandic Sagas, which my friend, pious young
socialist that he was, thought ‘glorious.’ He had begun to write an
Icelandic Saga himself, and had already achieved some hundreds of
verses. None of these pleased him, though to me they seemed very like
his master’s. I can see him now, standing on his hearth-rug, holding his
MS. close to his short-sighted eyes, declaiming the verses and trying,
with many angular gestures of his left hand, to animate them--a tall,
broad, raw-boned fellow, with long brown hair flung back from his
forehead, and a very shabby suit of clothes. Because of his clothes and
his socialism, and his habit of offering beer to a guest, I had at first
supposed him quite poor; and I was surprised when he told me that he
had from his guardian (his parents being dead) an allowance of £350, and
that when he came of age he would have an income of £400. ‘All out of
dividends,’ he would groan. I would hint that Mr. Hines and similar
zealots might disembarrass him of this load, if he asked them nicely.
‘No,’ he would say quite seriously, ‘I can’t do that,’ and would read
out passages from ‘Fabian Essays’ to show that in the present anarchical
conditions only mischief could result from sporadic dispersal of rent.
‘Ten, twelve years hence--’ he would muse more hopefully. ‘But by that
time,’ I would say, ‘you’ll probably be married, and your wife mightn’t
quite--‘, whereat he would hotly repeat what he had said many times:
that he would never marry. Marriage was an anti-social anachronism. I
think its survival wasin some part due to the machinations of Capital.
Anyway, it was doomed. Temporary civil contracts between men and women
would be the rule ‘ten, twelve years hence’; pending which time the lot
of any man who had civic sense must be celibacy, tempered perhaps with
free love.
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