English fiction -- 20th century; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Short stories, English
Just make up something nice and shove it in. It’ll be
like a drink to me. . . . Well, I don’t know what’s to happen.
We never fixed a time-limit, so this may go on for months.
Sometimes I feel I can’t bear it—only last night I damned near
had it all out. But then, if I do and she thinks the other
cove’s warming up, everything’ll be queered: I shall be fired on
the spot and my precious little bubble’ll become, as they say,
disintegrated. Whereupon I shall seek the water under the
earth. . . . At other times I’m afraid—terrified, Judy old
girl, that the very next time I see her she’s going to say,
‘He’s won,’ and wring my hand and thank me for working
Beringhampton up to the scratch. You see, she’s no idea that
she’s shortening my life. She knows I’m out to marry her, but
she doesn’t dream that I’m nearly off my head. I hide it all
right, you know. Most casual, I am. And when she isn’t looking,
I kiss her blessed gloves. . . ._
_She doesn’t ask me to dinner. That shows how little she knows.
Of course she’ld ask me if she thought I’ld care to come. It
just doesn’t occur to her, Judy. I admit she asks
Beringhampton—at least, she did last time. . . ._
_I suppose you couldn’t write and suggest that she came to
Biarritz. Wrap it up, you know. Say the bathing’s a treat, and
it’s the first time you’ve been warm since the War, and all that
sort of wash. You see, I can get leave in August, and what more
natural or pious than that I should come and see you?
Incidentally, that’ld show us whether Beringhampton means
business. If he follows her to Biarritz, he simply must speak._
_So long, Judy love,_
_Punch_.
_P.S.—Of course, it may be all over before August. I don’t_
think _B.’s going strong, but, except for Sundays, I never see
her by day. From ten to six he’s got the course to himself.
These cursed idle rich. . . . I tell you I’m seeing the Labour
point of view._
_P.P.S.—What an_ histoire _this letter is! I’ve just been
reading it through, and it’s shaken me up._
_I’m coming unbuttoned, Judy. Poor old Punch is coming
unbuttoned at last._
Seven days later Miss Choate confided to Fairfax that she had heard from
Judy.
“Not my twin-sister?” said Punch, with a daring display of amazement.
“The same,” said Athalia. “Why shouldn’t I hear from her?”
“No reason at all,” said Punch, “except that she never writes. I’ve had
six letters from her since she was married—that’s seven years ago. Mole
says she’s a vegetarian—thinks it cruel to use ink, but, speakin’ as
one who’s known her all her life except the first twenty minutes, I
incline, as they say, to the view that she’s labour-shy. What does she
say?”
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