English fiction -- 20th century; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“You must. It’s the only way. Then, having got so far, say, ‘as a matter
of fact,’ you’re not at all sure that she hasn’t noticed something.
That’ll make him sit up. It’ll also make him ask questions. You’ll beat
about the bush till you get to the sweet. Then say you’ll tell him when
the servants are gone.”
“Go on,” said Madge, bubbling.
“When you’re alone, extract his word to say nothing, and then tell him
bluntly we’ve a sort of idea that she’s looking at somebody else. Refuse
to say who it is—that shouldn’t be difficult—but say he’s a pretty
strong man. Add casually that of course it isn’t everyone that could
hold a girl like Nell and that, ‘to tell the truth,’ you and I’d always
said that the one thing we were afraid of was that he wouldn’t be strong
enough to hold her affection.”
“Yes, yes,”—excitedly.
“Well, that’s all. He’ll snort and blow a bit. He may even grind his
teeth. But if you do it well, you’ll bring it off. First you wound his
pride and then you slap its face. No matter what he says, I’ll bet he
leaves this house mentally swearing he’ll show us whether he can hold
Nell. . . . As for his loving you, sweetheart, you’ll have blotted that
frenzy out.”
For a moment his wife looked thoughtful.
Then she got upon her feet.
“Crip,” she said, gently smoothing his hair, “you’ve got a lightning
brain.”
“I’ve got a peach of a wife,” said Crispin Willoughby. He smacked the
Sealyham’s flank. “Haven’t I, Boodle?”
The terrier sneezed his assent.
Husband and wife laughed.
Then—
“I’d better telephone now,” said Mrs. Willoughby. “There’s only one
thing you haven’t thought of, Crip. Obviously David and I can’t continue
our raids. How’s that to be explained? Nell will want to know why.”
Crispin removed his pipe and regarded its bowl.
“I know,” he said. “We’ll say Aunt Millicent’s ill and burst off to Como
at once. A couple of weeks in Italy’ll suit me down to the ground.”
“And me,” said Madge. “Give me the home of romance.”
“But not its occupant?”
“No—unless she can show a good title.”
Husband and wife smiled.
Arrived at the door, Madge paused.
“I suppose you must go out,” she said wistfully.
“I must, my darling. This is a one man show. Besides, I think my job is
to get hold of Nell. You don’t want her blowing in to spoke your wheel.”
“My word, no,” said Mrs. Willoughby.
“I’ll say you’re tired and take her to see the play.”
“Right.”
The door closed.
For a moment or two Crispin continued to brush the Sealyham. Then he
rose to his feet and picked up the letter on which he had been sitting.
He re-read it carefully.
_You ask me why I never turned up this morning. I can see no
earthly reason why you shouldn’t know. Convention has offered me
fifty, but they’re none of them sound. If either of us was a
fool, if the understanding which you and Madge share was less
perfect, finally, if you were almost any sort of man but the
sort of man you are, it would be different. As it is. . . ._
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