Ande Trembath: A Tale of Old Cornwall EnglandKemp, Matthew Stanley
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Ande Trembath: A Tale of Old Cornwall England
Kemp, Matthew Stanley
Cornwall (England : County) -- Fiction
"The Carnish champion, the Carnish champion," went from lip to lip. The
green doors fell to behind Glaze and Puckinharn and cut off the murmured
admiration. Glaze hurried his nephew down one street and then into
another before he suffered himself to speak the anger that was within
him. Then giving Tommy a great shake to add to his soberness and
intelligence, he began:
"I tell 'ee, Tommy, thee'rt a great chuckle-head and will wend up by
being a brocken buddle if 'ee keeps on like this. Here I come to see my
nephew, a respectable pilchard seller, and find un spending his time and
money in taverns. Thee ought to be ashamed of thyself. Do 'ee call
drinking and fighting a good time? Thee wert singing that ale would make
'ee hearty and merry and that sorrow would fail. I tell 'ee that ale
brings trouble, and poverty, and sickness and broken health, and would
'ave caused thy funeral if I 'adn't come in when I did, for they sodjers
had blood in their eyes. And thy wife at home a-crying her eyes out and
without money. I tell 'ee I felt more like giving thee a skevern than I
did the sodjers, a great chuckle-head, as 'ee art."
"Ah, Uncle Tom, doan't 'ee go on like that," said the crestfallen Tommy.
"My head is almost mazed with the 'eadache; les go down to the kay
[quay] and see if I won't feel better."
"Hark 'ee, Tom Puckinharn, let this be the last of thy drinking. Will
'ee promise?"
"Umsh--Yes--I promise."
"A man is always wuss off when he drinks. His money is gone, 'is time is
gone, and 'is health is gone, and he winds by going into the Union Poor
House. Now here I am,--I, Tom Glaze, champion Cornish wrastler and all
round fighter, and I ne'er would be so had I took to drink. There was
Jack Trewlan, champion before me, stout and strong, the champion of a
dozen battles, and I thrawed 'im in ten minutes. I got an under holt and
heaved 'im over my shoulders, and 'e went down like a bullock. Cause
why? Cause 'e took to drink."
"'Ark!" said Tommy. "Wasn't that a woman's cry?"
They listened and the cry was repeated.
"'Urry up," said Glaze, "some woman in distress,--upon a foach if thee
art drunk, 'ee can run a bit."
Away they went in the direction of the quay from which the shriek came,
Tommy's uncle ahead, while he himself lurched along in the rear, like a
distressed ship in a storm. They arrived at the entrance of the pier,
and saw by the glimmering, flickering light of the lamp, at its head, a
woman struggling in the grasp of a burly man. A coach swept by them at
this moment and passed around the corner and up market street.
"Bring her along, Bob," cried a voice from a boat at the landing.
Bully Bob, for it was he, seeing the approach of newcomers, redoubled
his efforts, when he received a blow that staggered him and he released
his grasp. The woman ran screaming to her rescuers and Glaze placed
himself in front of her. Bully Bob, recovering from the sudden assault,
rushed in wrath at his aggressor, crying fiercely, "I'll eat 'ee up!"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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